Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

[LetUsPrey]

Oh piss off ipad. Although I shall forgive it because of the nature of the multiple posts

[LetUsPrey]

It Takes Two JP topless alert. Very very brief and in the background, about 9 or 10 minutes in, but he’s there!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I’ll have to pace myself. oh, the hardship

It's such a shame that Fancy refuses to watch Strictly or its offshoots... We're watching University Challenge. No-one's topless - thank goodness . Though they may have topless bods in a picture round later I suppose - all very classical etc.

[FancyFancy]

I'll have that first one please and we can do re-runs of the vodka/chess/wrestling scene from UNCLE

It seems she would like all new furniture

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Well she can't. You need to keep the bunk beds to fit in as many guests as possible

[FancyFancy]

Don't worry helen, the Morecombe & Wise suite will remain unchanged

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

[FancyFancy]

It's not quite the George Michael suite in Prague........

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Nah - I'd take the Morecombe & Wise Suite over the Elton John Suite. Though the scenery in Prague beats the locality of Chateau Fancy

[LetUsPrey]

I... er.... I just need to compose myself

[FancyFancy]

Very true helen. And the disparity will be even greater if I don't clean the windows before you arrive

Oh god letus that bit at the end of the wrestling scene when his hands slooooowwwwwly move up

Think I might need to take a moment........

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Comme ca? (Or if not, I'm sure it will do)

I really ought to head for the hayloft....

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Or this one?

[LetUsPrey]

I see Helen has outdone herself whilst I was looking for merely a gif

I shall still post it for a full and thorough comparison

[FancyFancy]

Think I may need a few more moments......

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Duty, pleasure etc... speaking of which, HAYLOFT

[LetUsPrey]

“All turned on now?”
yesverymuchyes

[LetUsPrey]

Watch where you’re throwing your sword Athos!

Also heading to the hayloft myself.

Night wenches x

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Don't worry LetUs - he knew exactly what he was doing with his sword

MOOOOOOOOoooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnninnnnnnnnggg etc.

Am off out tonight straight from work - have a good day all.

[LetUsPrey]

Morning wenches.

He nearly skewered me Helen. Wrong wench Athos!

Enjoy your evening.

Nothing interesting to report here. It’s pissing it down again and I’d quite like to go back to bed.

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Morning! Went to see Death of Stalin last night with dp. It was brilliant, totally hilarious. Steve Buscemi, Michael Palin, Paul Whitehouse, many others, all brilliant. Totally recommend.

Ds is at a sleepover so I am not up yet, but I need to get my ass up as he could come back at any minute.

God I hate October half term. I usually put ds in holiday club but not this year cos unemployed freelancing. Wtaf are you supposed to do with them? Weather crap and dreary so you cant go to parks and stuff. We went to town / bestlocalmuseum yesterday. Hmm.

So dp thinks I should retrain due to ongoing joblessness / direness and boringness of my industry. Starting to think he could be right. Not sure as what though...hmmm....any thoughts?

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Exciting tv news! Motherland gets full series, starts Nov 7 bbc2.

Sitcom by graham linehan about parenthood, starring philomena cunk. The pilot was on last year, it was pretty good.

www.comedy.co.uk/tv/motherland/

[FancyFancy]

Morning

I shall keep an eye out for that madame
I share your dislike of this half term, although mine are older I don't have to entertain them. DD is still asleep and DS is awake and surrounded by a faint fug of hangover and stale beer - Eau de Pub Carpet...........

Erm, retraining? No sensible ideas I'm afraid, my area of knowledge is rather different to yours....

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Evening wenches. Had the day off which was nice, got back late yesterday. Enjoying cuppa on the couch with Sigrid next to me

[ApricotCrush]

Evening all.

Aw, bet Sigrid and Fräsan were pleased to see you WW. Glad you had a good time.

We've had DGS again today and I'm exhausted. It's been a horrible day so he's been inside most of the time.

It's dark.