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Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

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LetUsPrey · 20/10/2017 19:18

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

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WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 28/11/2017 22:11

I can drink stuff but also build stuff, perhaps not the best combination Grin

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FancyFancy · 28/11/2017 22:14

I think you should create an entire spreadsheet for Arthur's chest exposure over time letus. It would be most revealing. Badoom tish Grin

I'm with you on the flat pack assemly helen, I secretly quite enjoy it. My only gripe is when they come with really crappy instructions - you know the sort, screw one of three almost identical pieces to another one, but we're not going to highlight the key and tiny differences for the pieces to help you identify them before you start

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FancyFancy · 28/11/2017 22:14

Nope ww, that is the perfect combination Grin

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LetUsPrey · 28/11/2017 22:17

Okay DS2, it started out as a desk but look - we’ve built you a bar!

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FancyFancy · 28/11/2017 22:23

Arthur's just taken his top off S3 ep 1. Another one for your spreadsheet letus......

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/11/2017 22:23

Grin
Flat-pack, Wench style.

I'm off to the hayloft. I was going to say I was having an early night, but then I saw the time Confused

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/11/2017 22:30

You do know that Red reviewed most of Merlin?
If you ask me, Arthur and Lancelot should sort out their differences with a bout of hand-to-hand combat, preferably in some obscure warm-weather kingdom where wet-T-shirt swordfighting is the sport of choice. Gwen can sit on the judging panel and choose a winner based on who's got the most prominent talent. She'd enjoy that. And so would I...
Grin
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LetUsPrey · 28/11/2017 22:31


Just waiting for Preacher to get going/for me to understand what’s actually going on. Not sure how I’ll get on with it as I’ve already had to look away a couple of times —and there’s not an HBF in sight—

Night Helen
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LetUsPrey · 28/11/2017 22:33

Red and Merlin? Fab - I can read that tomorrow night when DH and DS1 are watching The Apprentice Grin

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FancyFancy · 28/11/2017 22:40

Ooh, Tom Ellis has just arrived.....

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/11/2017 22:42

At your house Fancy?!
(I have been in the Merlin re-caps wormhole...)

Night... again!

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FancyFancy · 28/11/2017 22:59

By the time you get here helen he may be a shadow of his former self Wink

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LetUsPrey · 28/11/2017 23:09


Where is he? Oh hi, Tom. What a coincidence.
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FancyFancy · 29/11/2017 00:29

Bloody hell letus that was quick Shock

I think you need to rest for a bit. I'll make sure Tom doesn't bother you for a while.......

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LetUsPrey · 29/11/2017 08:08

Morning wenches.

I took your advice Fancy and had a lie down. Tom was able to join me in my lie down Grin

Car all frozen over again. Bollocks.


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WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 29/11/2017 12:09

I know what I'm getting for Christmas. I ordered it myself and collected it today and mum will wrap it and give it to me at Christmas Smile

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ApricotCrush · 29/11/2017 12:31

Hello wenches. Nice day here but very cold. I wonder if the washing will dry on the line.

Lovely present WW.

Hope everyone's having a good day. Smile

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LetUsPrey · 29/11/2017 18:46

Evening wenches.

Fab present Wicked!

Apricot one of favourite things about helping my mum with washing was in the winter bringing in sheets that had frozen solid on the line Grin. Hope you managed to get your washing dry.

Another full on, busy, but (dare I say it) quite enjoyable day at work. Wonders will never cease.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/11/2017 20:48

Grin Wicked - that way you get what you want.

I bought a woolly hat and fluffy slipper-socks for DH to put in my stocking today.

I ought to be on the exercise bike....
#CannotBeArsed

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LetUsPrey · 29/11/2017 21:08

Another wardrobe —frame— done

I might get some new gloves. Ones that will actually keep my hands warm. I’ve tried so many different thermal ones etc but they never work and my hands, well my fingers, always end up really cold. Quite fancy a new woolly hat now you’ve said that Helen.

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ApricotCrush · 29/11/2017 21:09

Ooops, shall I start a new thread???

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/11/2017 21:12

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Strike thinks that's a good idea too)

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ApricotCrush · 29/11/2017 21:15
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/11/2017 21:33

Yay!
Best finish off the hbf thread...

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