Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

AIBU to hang out in Mortificado even if I CBA to use an appropriate name?

YADNBU ignore the haterz.

What, are we moving? I JUST got the dragonlets through a whole day of school without being sent home do you know how expensive it is to uniform dragons correctly according to arbitrary rules?

Perhaps we should go on holiday to test the waters. I've been on a few daytrips.

I imagine dragonlet uniform is a right PITA. It's never fun to babywipe the worst off and judge if the ripped knees are too obvious carefully wash, fix and iron. But those guys must have scorch marks and claw rips all over.

Exactly! Not to mention the tail covers, do you know I had to argue with a chimera about appropriate tail exposure.

Chimeras are tarts!

Not this one, I was arguing against the tail covers. Apparently because this one has issues being unclothed (the tail I mean, it had its own head) then all students must cover their tails because it's 'indecent'. It's really been messing with their balance! Tail shaming nonsense...

Sorry, spent the evening in Bodenificado so far. Absolute corker of a thread.

Oh ffs, you haven't been clothing the dragonlets haves you?never mind the impracticality, you'll be stunting their wing development.

Absolute corker of a thread.

I've only read the end of the thread you mentioned but it sounds like a strange place.

Yep, Queen got their uniforms at Boden. They're lovely and have pictures of random fauna on lizards.

I've just learned that dogs can ride dragons, can I have a go?

Well, you might get free clothes from a nice middle class, squeaky clean company if you do.

I reckon the dragon will spit roast you and we'll eat dog au vin though.

I do not flame dogs - not even sausage shaped ones. Down boy, good dog - now, trot off and see if you can get a modelling contract, someone round here needs to earn some money (or at least clothes we can ebay)

I do not flame dogs

Wasn't there a corgi incident?

Don't worry, their wings are fine. They are clothed up to the belly button and then wear crop tops. Some chimeras have wings so I guess they get that

Wasn't there a corgi incident?

An interloping dragon tried it, I sheltered the doggies under the shadow of my wings.

They felt under-appreciated here, last I heard they were living with a nice old lady somewhere.

I will have an early night tonight. Accidentally drank 3 beers in the clothing bunfight excitement. Not wise at my age.

Link to Bodenificado thread please

The Boden thread

"Accidentally" drank 3 beers . . . . ?

Boden is neither papal nor regal. Don't go there unless you are, or have, a child who eschews fashion.

Yes, it was an accident. Not planned. You open a bottle, get stuck and before you know it there are 3 empty bottles. Fascinating thread though.

Boden looks everything like I imagined those angelic children before reality hit:

Beautifully dishevelled young rugrats who live off apples they find on the farm are running through golden fields and skipping through puddles. Dad, a lovable rogue in cashmere, carries the youngest on his shoulders and doesn't mind the mud from the bright wellies. Mum wears a toddler tunic, but she is a size 8 with glossy hair and patient humour.

More beer I think.

Reading your most recent post caused me to accidentally drink a bottle of port Pax. This is the first time I have ever done this**

I now know where you are coming from.

** May be a fib . . . .