Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

You'd get to wear a frilly dress made from your mum's wedding veil. And there's be a party.

there'd

You'd get to wear a frilly dress made from your mum's wedding veil.

FFS ...the idea of a dragon wearing a veil, preposterous. One little puff of flame and whooof.

Woof?

I am in communicating all of you.

Now I can demand tithes.

*incommunicating, not in communicating

I don't want to be communicated of any kind!

That'd be a tenth of two fifths of bugger all from me then.

We only produce weird hybrid creatures, booze and hot air in Mortificado.

I notice that the number of weird hybrids has reduced greatly since the Princess stopped shagging her way through The Larousse Encyclopedia of Mythical Creatures.

What's happened to her anyway? There's a lovesick chimera keening around the moat and it's getting on my wick.

Maybe we could tidy the place up and open it as a tourist attraction? No-one seems to visit any more.

Maybe we could tidy the place up and open it as a tourist attraction? No-one seems to visit any more.

Is that a mermatron in the moat?

Ooooh! I hope so!

Mermatrons are an indicator species and it would suggest that the radiation levels dirty water in the moat is cleaning itself up a bit.

I'm going through a phase.

Ah, just our own dear prince in an unorthodox swimming cossie.

Moatmatron. New species. I'm the first.

Its not my Inky Vodka, is it Pax?

Sign this

Here - have another drink.

Wait, what, I can get compensation for my new identity? Even if it came about as the result of drinking ink Queen and I, erm, appropriated from your cupboard?

I doubt we'll get tourists here, we'd have to relocate to Chat. And then play whack-a-mole with the midnight pervs.

Whack-a-mole? The dragonlets are good at that (well, mole rats at least)

We should let the dragonlets loose on AIBU after later for a game of whack-a-midnight-perv then. Awaiting tonight's lot, yesterday's was eager.

We can kick bag and drink ink. Or maybe bunfight. There hasn't been a PJs on the school run or eating on the train thread in ages. I love those, I get really agitated.

after later?

DRINK!

Perhaps we need to move Mortificado eventually. We would need to disguise it as just a drinking thread or something.

Where could we move to? We are banned from almost every continent . . .

AIBU is too rough even for Mortificado.