Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

Well, the dungeons are large and have high ceilings, but not much ventilation, which, considering the building material, is a little unfortunate. We can go there when we are sloshed on Moose Milk and don't mind. Or perhaps during hayfever or common cold season.

I've seen @SchadenfreudePersonified bunfighting imparting her wisdom on another thread instead of moving into her moose shit room. Mind you, we are very few now, so no rush.

Are they kitted out in... you know... dungeon things?

I hope that damn coyote is going to sleep outside. Don't want fur all over the new place.

Dungeons are as yet unfurnished. You'll have to kit one out yourself.

so the coyote is an indoor coyote now. We had words. It won.

Coyote will live in the courtyard, there are sheds. It can feed on greet visitors as they come across the drawbridge.

I've seen @SchadenfreudePersonified bunfighting imparting her wisdom on another thread instead of moving into her moose shit room

Oh I see - I can't even have friends now! At least my superb translations from the Spanish are appreciated on the other thread, and my Moosehoof Vwodka has been endorsed by the Kremlin - Putin himself favours it as miserly morning breakfast beverage.

Somebody's got to get our export industry on its feet again - what with Queen swanning round covered in yellow highlighter and pink fur and Pax spending all her time stirring it.

Tarquin stays in. He can sleep on the bottom of my bed. I hope your arsecheek doesn't upset his tummy - he has a very sensitive stomach with beings highly strung. It's the breeding.

I am still sticking my nose in where it's not wanted attending the other thread in an advisory capacity, as well as supplying my special Vwodka to the Kremlin.

However I know that the need for alcohol is probably greater in Mortificado than in almost any other country in the world, so the key to the distillery is under the plantpot next to the bins. Help yourselves to anything in a bottle. If it's still in the vats and you start scooping it out you only have yourselves to blame.

I'm going to the shops now. Does anybody want anything?

*miserly ?

Dungeon furniture
Muzzle
Grass
Gin

What a wonderful "I found a list" thread that would make. I might drop it at Tesco tomorrow.

It's pink highlighter. Has that vwodka passed the vision test?

I prefer out of context notes, especially ones you've written yourself but have no idea what they're about. I found one the other day that said 'Buy uv lighting. Draw on all their clothes with uv pen.'

What vwision test? Is that the one checking your can still see the bottle after you drank it?

Yes pretty much. After schadenfreude nearly blinded herself with the last batch we thought it best to regulate before distribution. Didn't you get the memo? Or could you just not read it because you stole my pen?

I don't read memos. You should make a poster with pictures about bootleg. Who is the volunteer tester or is there a rota? Can we use a moose?

Moose testing could work, I suppose worst case scenario it'll be ready marinated and can go straight in the oven. We do have an oven now don't we?

Does moose shit burn? Better BBQ in the courtyard I think.

Or spit-roast! Do we shave the moose before spit roasting? I can gut them and clip off the feet and head.

Yes I think you shave them like a chicken. It all sounds rather messy, should I bring waterproofs?

We wear wellies. Perhaps do the messy bits in just pants, we can hose down in the courtyard. Less laundry, that exercise bike driven washing machine is just too much really.

I've got a rubber catsuit if that helps.

A neon pink one no doubt.

It's pink highlighter. Has that vwodka passed the vision test?

If by that, you mean does it make you go blind, the answer is yes, but only temporarily. And sometimes that can be a blessing.

So what's that yellow it isn't highlighter?

Well I went all over the castle trying to find a mirror but I'm still none the wiser. Someone have a look. Or hand me the vwodka, that'll probably strip it off.

I think the coyote tends to relieve himself at the foot of the stairs, you could use the puddle as a mirror. Only one beer tonight, am alarmingly sober.

Well that won't do. Can we get the moat plumbed in to the castle?

Has that thing grown?