Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

Won't it smell a bit moosey?

Won't it smell a bit moosey?

Let's say we'll be glad of the hayfever season. But tents smell of wet, not well washed human after a week and it's been over a month. I'll take moose.

I'll eat the boy mooselets

You're quite brutal and unfeeling, aren't you Pax? You aren't a geography teacher are you?

Says you who has a penis locked in a cupboard

Nobody here .

Ow. Watch where you're kicking stuff!

Soz. Do we have enough moose shit for a castle yet?

I'm not checking. Has anyone actually been feeding the mooses?

Feed a moose? They just eat whatever green stuff they find, don't they? We need to potty train them so we can collect the shit without walking for miles.

I'm pretty sure we have fake greenery on account of the gin moat killing off all actual plant life. Plants, eh, can't handle their booze.

Gin has calories, no? They can drink gin.

I cut my hair with the bread knife kitchen scissors to compliment my new outfit, needed something a bit more modern and edgy. What do you think?!

Fabulous. Comb it into a beehive using Coca Cola and do your make up using text highlighters and marker pens.

Great idea! That way it'll match the neon dress... where do we keep stationary?

What's happening? I've been busy in the shed.

Where are the mooses?

Why is Tarquin so fat?

Who left these hooves here?

Meese are in hiding, there has been an, erm, incident. Tarquin was hungry because his lazy slummy mummy hasn't fed him. It's all good now, we have plenty of them. I made him start on the moose shit castle. We need to locate the stationary cupboard, that fluorescent ghost is the Queen in her new outfit and hairdo.

We're out of gin, the meese drank it for want of grass.

At least Ionly neglected a single coyote - you and Queenie have starved a herd of gin-soaked mooses/meese.

Anyway - I left Tarquin a herd of meeses/mooses to prey on- some dinner handy in "stay-fresh" packs.

I have the key to the stationary cupboard. And to the stationEry cupboard as well, but this is itinerant so it may take some finding.

If you fill out one of these forms

I'm going back into the shed.

I may be some time.

Yes, stationEry. Bloody teacher's pet. Yes, Queen is a bit Viv in the 80s these days. Or perhaps Queen Stardust. She needs more highlighters for her eye make up. And cola for the hair.

I did not agree to that. I don't do beehives and I don't like being sticky.

And thank you for the compliments. Neon is very in this year.

Moose shit castle is done! Would you mind carrying my grand piano a few bits and bobs in for me? My bedroom is on top of the spiral staircase to the left. Quick, pick your rooms, there are dungeons and large halls on the ground floor and so many staircases!

Finally! Does this mean we have an address so we can get stuff delivered? Sending schadenfreude to get stuff is fine but soo slooow. Never thought I'd miss the lazy dragon.

I'm taking the big one on the first floor. No way am I doing all those stairs.

... what kind of dungeons? Can I have one of those too?