Gin and a moat

[paxillin]

Not by one of the Queens this time... But we can drink here.

No that would be Castle Mortificadia, surely? Where you rampage around the castle knocking off relatives in the hopes you'll get enough of them to get to the throne. resisting urge to make this

True. That or the world's most hardcore drinking game.

Or one about schadenfreude mixing drinks out of ingredients found lying about the place then using them to dissolve doors and enemies. Or a breeding game staring the princess

We've never had a moose, can we have a moose?

We did do moose code before when someone wanted to cut off my head. Let's have a moose, they look spectacularly gormless. I own a moose-themed jumper, too.

Where do you get a moose around here? The moose market? I have a moose jumper too

Import them from Moosificado. We can swap for legfish and swamprats.

Sorry molerats

Moosificado I think I'm suffering cute overload. Moose are cute.

Cute?

Awww!

They look a bit like deer drawn by someone of no artistic talent I think.

(Her kids have been to the museum and practised their instruments)

Learning the cello is the only way out of the ghetto, Pax - can't blame them for wanting to better themselves.

BTW - "It's Never Too Early For Schadenfreude's Old Original Artisanal Dry Mortificadan Fishplop Gin (Now with added HARPIES!!!)"

It's on the adverts, so it must be true.

This cake is very nice . You obviously didn't make it yourself.

Yes! Yes!

Let's get a moose!

It will be company for Tarquin - and as the two species are closely biologically related, we may be able to cross-breed them if we get a girl one.

Or a boy one which identifies as a girl one, obviously.

Of course I didn't bake. Alpha mum did. Gamma mum bought Tesco's finest. We get a herd of meese! Just found out what moose milk is, and it turns out it's alcoholic:

1 gallon vanilla ice cream, softened
1 gallon milk
4 3/4 cups dark rum
4 3/4 cups coffee-flavoured liqueur
4 3/4 cups vodka
1 pinch ground nutmeg, or to taste

Sounds suitably Mortificadan.

Sounds bliddy FANTASTIC!!!!!

Is that Moose-milk vanilla ice-cream - stupid question - of course it is!

The only thing I would worry about is that there might be too much nutmeg.

And there is no gin.

It has vodka and coffee is a plant, it's basically gin.

Sounds absolutely murderous though, doesn't it?

It does sound delightful. If the nutmeg were cinnamon I'd think someone designed it just for me

Let's swap it for cinnamon in the Mortificado version then! And add gin instead of vodka. Milky gin- does that work?

3 days down, 45 to go until school re-starts.

I don't know, probably. Does anything not work here?

Very Important Survey: How do you pronounce scone?

DH is English. He says scone as in gone if pretentious cut glass accent and scone as in stone if proletarian Mortificadan.

Sell him. Its scohne.