What decorative objects annoy you? Let's have a MN rant thread (for a change)

[Bucketsofdynomite]

This week I am mostly hating decorative picture frames for tiny photos. Especially ones with teddybears on but that's not the point. Whether they're 6" across or marginally bigger than the photo itself, wallet-sized photos belong in wallets.

So much to choose from, and so many already mentioned.

Would just like to add BIL's collection of little ornaments of skeletons 'doing it' it strange poses (????!!!!) which gather dust all about his house, along with all the multitude photographs of dead FIL that make his house like a shrine to a man who wouldn't have given any of his four sons the steam off his p**ss. But do they count, though?

We were shown around a house once by a bloke who had all these black and white charcoal sketches of a naked lady in various um... gynaecological poses, everywhere. Walked into the upstairs bedroom and there's the naked lady herself (fully clad, I hasten to add) folding towels...

Well, she wasn't embarrassed but we were...