Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

I've got my candles lit
Tree lights on

Are those stars Bads? I have that too

Yes they are! From IKEA

How surprising

Mum and I are off tomorrow to buy Christmas decorations on sale, kind of a tradition, I love bargain therapy

Oh that sounds like fun Wicked the supermarkets here have taken all the Christmas stuff off the shelves now, apart from food...

Awwe thanks for the collective outrage wenchies and the jlm helen

So we had an almighty row, then his niece texted to cancel, so he's not going now after all that.

I still have a banging head so Im off to bed.

Night all and enjoy the festive fizzing in your pants

Night Madame

Night night Madame x

I already bought this one on sale, not sure if it's ugly or cute, but I like it

It's lovely wicked

Am watching Shakespeare in Love - thanks for the heads up badders. Joseph Fiennes is easy on the eye.

fucking well serves him right madame. Soz about the row & the bad head, hope it's improved tomorrow

He certainly is fancy!

Look at this!

Oh that is beautiful ww

Wow wicked is that live (as it were)?

Madame bloody typical - but it doesn't change the fact he thought it was ok to sod off drinking...

Oh wenches I am trying to unearth tidy the dining table. I really would rather do my tax return/gnaw off my own leg/etc. The table is full of stuff that has no home and I don't know what to do with it all. I need an emergency Athos..... (it wouldn't get the table any tidier, but I'm sure we could put it to good use )

It's a pic from an FB group I'm in, it's further up north. I have never seen the northern lights myself.

You need an emergency Dolokhov helen - he's not bothered by tables that are covered in stuff

Who?

Stole this from the TM group on FB

If we're talking W&P, I'd prefer the filth that is this one

Morning wenches. Happy Christmas Eve!

Beautiful wench co-ordinated decorations Badderz and Wicked.

Hope you've everything under control Apricot and your coughing isn't getting worse again

I should get dressed as I need to take DS2 to his sportslesson. DH doesn't feel up to it. He was out last night. It won't stop him being super annoying later when he's in let's tidy up mode.

We're celebrating Christmas in Sweden today so Happy Christmas to all my wenches

Happy Scandy Christmas wicked!

I would love to see the northern lights. How much daylight do you have there this time of year?

I still have this bloody migraine. Still. It should be gone by tomorrow and I only really have wrapping to do today. Someone else will have to cook today.

Good morning my lovely wenches 🎄
We have an internet free day on Xmas day so I will wish you all a very happy xmas and a healthy and peaceful new year now.
Thank you for another year of laughs, love and support
💜💞😊
Ilya

Happy Christmas bads and family!