Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

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Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Morning

Festive wishes to badders & ww and a little something for you both

Damn right someone else can cook today madame, it's the least he can do

I suggest you lounge around contemplating this selection to aid your recovery

Happy Christmas WW, hope you have a lovely day. I would love to see the northern lights too.

Internet free day Bads? Happy Christmas to you too.

Happy Christmas Wicked!

And to you Badderz for tomorrow!

Another wench here who would love to see the Northern Lights.

you're welcome

Supposed to be doing the DC's wrapping so I am of course watching Wallace and Gromit.

That is so going to be my new laptop wallpaper fancy 😂❤

Right!
Off to dhs aunts house - that'll be fun sarcasm overload

My head's getting better! I just ate my first meal since thurs avo. On the plus side, this means I saved myself some calories so will feel less bad about the stupid amounts of food consumption of the next few days.

Hehehe I meant my mum fancy, he's gone to the airport to get his boys.

helen good luck with the unearthing of the table. It will be fine.

bads good luck at the aunts.

It's daylight between 8-15.30 where I live Madame.
Merry Christmas Bads

Ooh thank you Fancy

How about a wench trip to see the northern lights? Probably will be fucking cold though

A question for my wenches: does your mother sometimes express opinions that are quite uncomfortable to hear but you don't say anything because you don't want to start a fight?

Pleased to hear you're feeling on the mend Madame x

Oh yes Wicked, frequently. She can be quite traditional in some of her opinions

I should get on and do something but DH is in Tidy Mode. It's all "we need to tidy the table" and stuff like that. Oh I'll do that before I wrap the presents shall I?

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Grabs flame thrower. Excellent - thanks LetUs - that's the table sorted. oh - hang on. oops. dining room - kitchen. Oh dear, I seem to have burnt down the entire house

I have unearthed both kitchen and dining room tables, cleaned out the chickens, mopped/hoovered floors etc etc etc.... there is still more to do

Happy Xmas wicked and Badders I also have no idea if I will get online tomorrow

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................

There is a sitcom, cant remember which one, where someone, instead of clearing the messy table, picks up the whole table cloth and dumps everything in the sink. Then sort of pats the cloth neatly over all the crap that is now in the sink.

Hth helen?

wicked that is not far off the hours of darkness here, I thought you'd have a lot less!

Re mums: yes, frequently except I usually cant stop myself saying something back and we have a big barney

Might be worse far up north but I'm not sure.

God, look at the time, so much to do.

Glad you're feeling better Madame.

DH is in tidy mode too, he's been doing hoovering downstairs while I sort out the photo CDs for the DC.

I see there's a Christmas edition of Grantchester on tonight, might watch that if I can get everything done before then.

Oh dear God, Rick Parfitt has died. He was one of my obsessions many moons ago.

I know apes and Carrie Fisher is in intensive care after having a heart attack on a plane. I havent dared check the news about her since so hope that is still the case and it's not worse

Afternoon wenches, shops successfully negotiated & I am now home drinking tea & cuddling ScaredyCat. I should probably be panicking

Carrie Fisher is hanging in there I think - there is so much will for her to survive after such a shitty year for celeb deaths that I think they'll practically be street parties if she does.

Yay for your mum madame, but make sure you leave the dishes for TB (nto)

re Carrie Fisher, but at least she's hanging on in there (hope I haven't jinxed her)

Have In-Laws here. Sod it, I'm being anti social, they'[re just reading books/newspapers.

There's a rather wonderful misheard Christmas songs thread here

2016 can do one for the people we've lost.

We're watching Elf. Just had "SANNNNNTTAAAAAAAA!!!! I KNOW HIM!!!!"

We have Pointless...

Muppet Christmas carol here....
🎄🎁

Oh I did enjoy that!

Going to get the DC to decorate some biscuits for Father Christmas now

Enjoying a traditional Christmas with salt and vinegar crisps, wine and Ghostbusters on DVD

Excellent wicked.

We're enjoying a traditional Christmas watching the Octonauts.

My mum has made noises about watching "grown up telly" but fuck it, she's hopeless at occupying him and Im trying to cook dinner. Dss's have arrived and are on sofa on their phones. Their father has gone out to pick up xmas presents that he left at work