Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Madame So he's gone xmas shopping today (leaving you with DS and a migraine), then he's headed off to go drinking tonight and spending all of Christmas Eve with the In-laws? FFS.

"Actor Tom Burke looks exactly like fans imagined Strike." They've obviously been selective in the fan comments that they've read then!

Afternoon wenches.

Madame - it's definitely not you. What a twatbadgeringknobjockey.

About to start wrapping presents.

That's not how I imagined strike at all
Madame what a bastard
I feel the same way Bads

My mum is here now so that's good, but yes, what a cunt.

For Madame

Bollocks. I've lost a gift card.

I'll take it out on Madame's "D"P

I'm watching AT in being human in an effort to get festive

That would make me feel something Badderz.

Can't find it. It's for M&S which hopefully they do at the little supermarket I'm calling at tonight. Bollocks.

Ppffftttt
Fanny gallops = festive in my admittedly pervy book 📚 ❤

I'm trying to get in the Christmas mood by drinking wine

Glad I can advice you Brits what to watch on BBC

Can you order one and print it off like on Amazon?
Or send it direct via e mail?

Afternoon wenches,

FMWAC madame. No it's not you, he's being a completely selfish arse

Well the supermarket has been successfully conquered - the DC & I all went, me barking out orders like a regimental sergeant-major - & I only forgot one thing, so I count that as a win

badders, I approve of your method of getting into the Christmas spirit. Although I fear, like letus, that the feeling generated may not be festiveness

Good idea Badderz. I'll check

Oh Madame.

Woohooooo I can do an e-gift card! I'll do that if they've none in the little Sainsburys where I have to go anyway to get washing powder.

Whoo hoo!!
Fancy...au contraire my friend 😀 I have lots of festive fizziness in my pants now
of course it could also be antibiotic induced thrush 😖

I would like to make an suggestion...
A festive re watch!!?
We would have to agree on an ep obv carnage ensues but it might help the few of us who are feeling fed up (for whatever reason)
Thoughts?

Are you in the mood for more festive fizziness then badders? . I think it's a grand idea

God how I hate all these cosy Christmas cooking and decorating shows

Always ready for festive fizziness fancy 😜🎁🎉🎄❤

I would suggest either:
Commodities or knight takes queen
Thank you

Today is one of my favourites in Sparks' advent calender

I suspect I'm too busy for a rewatch. Too busy to be faffing online for that matter, but there we go.

Oooh Shakespeare in love is on at 7:40 on channel W (whatever the hell that is)
That's my evening viewing sorted :)

So the tree is done (a tiny pink one) and some other decorations so it feels a bit more christmassy