Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

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Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Evening wenches.

What the wenches said re chest infections Badderz. They're a bugger to shift. And owwwww to putting your back out

Is there anyone you can bribe persuade to help you Apricot?

The Bronte thing looks great Wicked.

I've half a day left at work. Half. A. Day.

Now dh is done for Xmas im hoping that I can relax a bit more
Saturday we are supposed to be going to dhs aunt and then pils
Will see

Night wenches.

Hurrrah for half a day left LetUs

Agree that the Bronte thing looks good

Night Wicked. Sweet Athos filled dreams.

Whatever you decide Badderz, take it easy

Still not wrapped anything else. I'll have a drink from the bar thanks Helen.

Have had a double dose of Gibbs and am now watching the end of Mock the Week before heading to the hayloft.

Evening wenches

Am very tired, so will obviously be getting an early night. N.ot. I really am my own worst enemy

Anyhoo, finally got the ok after my mammogram today after further tests being needed, so will sleep a bit more easy tonight. Well when I say sleep, it is Thursday............

Hurrah for the all clear, but it's not Thursday for much longer fancy - best make the most of it him.

Morning wenches.

Hurrah for your news Fancy!

Friday. At last. I may have to go into a supermarket on my way home from work. Might leave it till tonight.

Still, Friday

Morning!

And that's just in Real Life

Hope everyone has a good day... Esp those still doing to work thing

Also, I came across the 'Tasteless' range of goods when looking for a Secret Santa gift, and thought of the Inn when I saw this one Where was that fish slice and lube thread on MN? Oh - here it is

Oh - no, that's not the thread. Bother.

Here is it...

Just stepped in cat poo

Had weird dream about the Batch dancing in a video, he looked good though, and then I sat beside him in a car and Dancing Queeen was on the radio

Hope Badders isn't stuck in bed with a bad back this morning?

I am on the sofa under a festive blanket watching QI on iplayer
Dh about to take dc up to pils for the day so I plan a day on the sofa and then a bath later
Still feel pretty rough really
Hope all wenches have a lovely day x

Morning. It's getting quite windy here.

Oh dear Bads, I've had a relapse, coughing badly again.

I'm sure I will get some help LetUs but DH has his own way of doing things, and it doesn't always correspond with mine.

Great news Fancy.

Yes, the Bronte thing sounds good.

Strange dream WW.

Oh dear apes
I'm still coughing up gunk 😷
I must get dh to get me some thrush meds too - another joy of abx 🙄😡

Morning (just)

Have had a marvellous lie in this morning & would like to spend the whole day lounging around in bed reading & cuddling cats, but alas, a trip to the supermarket is needed and beds need to be changed

Hope everyone's preparations go smoothly today & that badders soon feels better.

Excellently randon dream btw ww & thank you for the heads up re: the Bronte sisters tv programme - will definitely watch that. I can get all nostalgic about our visit to the Bronte exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery

Fancy the only non pervy part

Article about Cormoran Strike. Nothing we don't already know, but that's one of my favourite pics of TB.

And why do they refer to Only God Forgives which he only appeared in for about 5 minutes, and not TM which he was in for 30 hours?

"Actor Tom Burke looks exactly like fans imagined Strike."

Kinda.

Oh wenches Ive been fucked with a migraine for the past 24 hours. So nothing done, couldnt even cook lunch for my mum and her man friend. Dp is out doing xmas shopping and then fucking off to his real family ie my ils and his nieces/nephews until tomorrow night, because 24 hours on xmas day with his partner and young son is clearly way enough.

If I wasnt so utterly fucked with migraines I would LTB.

Oh Madame 😥😠
I don't know what to say....
Very cruel and nasty thing to do, and when you are ill too!

His ostensible reason is that he wants to go for a drink with his niece tonight. However, he will see her tomorrow when he calls in there with his boys after picking them up from the airport. Or indeed, any other fucking day or night of the year that he chooses. which strangely he never does

My guess is they will stay there most of the day. And if his boys want to stay there for xmas day, he will leave them there. Despite the fact that a) my ds is desperate to see them and b) Ive bought food for six for xmas lunch.

It's not me is it. This is monumentally shitty.

It's not you my love 😞😠

I wish I lived nearer my wenches 😞😞😞