Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

I wonder if Athos got to keep his clothes on because his physique isn't really that musketeerie

Excellent commentary ww and couldn't agree more with the complaints about lack of MuskeNudity. A whole magic show of tricks missed there

I'm supposed to be doing an on-line grocery shop
Bored, bored, bored, BORED, BORED!!! I so want a personal chef & to never have to food shop or cook ever again.

God, with you there fancy! I would be happy never to cook ever again 😒
Spent today washing and changing bedding and feeling like crap
Dh still has a sore throat too but won't take pain meds so I can't help him 😒

No transmission date for strike yet?

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My rule is - take the painkillers or STFU. You lose the right to whinge if you won't help yourself

Yes fancy
EXACTLY
take the fucking drugs you moron
Ugh

Good rule Fancy

After last week's episode I really don't think I'm going to bother with Sherlock Tbh
I'm re watching parks and rec 😀

Fancy - Aramis says would you hurry up with the food shop - he's getting bored while he waits for you...

He's really quite bored of hanging around...

Oh dear - he seems to have given up and fallen asleep...

I'm sure I can arouse, I mean rouse him......

Indeed - and here's the proof...
(have you had your hair done?)

I have, how kind of you to notice
This bodice is a bit snug though, I think it needs to come off right now

I'm sure he can help with that...

Just finished watching Sherlock. Needless to say I absolutely loved it

Hope your DH recovers soon Badderz - for your sake so you don't have to listen to the whinging

I see Fancy is busy helping Aramis get it up (like he'd ever need help with that).

Batch in the hayloft for me. Night wenches x

Night helen & letus. And you're right, it didn't take much......

Morning. Christ. Ds has his friend who NEVER stops talking here for a sleepover from last night. Is the jacuzzi still open?

elk hello! Hope your decorating efforts went well.

I need to organise ds's birthday party this week. He's in his new school so we want to invite quite a few for integration purposes. Does laser quest for about 20 kids sound like a bad idea for my bank balance?

Was it good letus? I saw Toby Jones was in it so it looked more promising I thought.

watched Elementary last night again am becoming proper obsessed

helen oooh ty for the link

Morning wenches.

Well I loved it Madame, but then I'm not the most objective person to ask . Toby Jones was amazing - proper creeeeeeeeepy.

If you're inviting that many, then LQ probably a good idea. Too many for cinema really. What about a party at your local pool? Although you have to rope in parents to help with the adult:child ratio.

DS1 back to school today. It's like the joys of spring are unbounded.

I watched Grantchester yesterday. Maimie looked good as a blonde. James Norton was mmmmm.

Morning wenches

God it was dingy this morning

LQ prob fine for that many madame & a party built around running around is a good idea at that age

Getting my boiler serviced today, and hopefully the shower will be fixed - such excitement.

LOL at the unbounded joy of Monday mornings chez LetUs...

Madame s re child who won't shut up DS invited one of those once. I fear I may have given him several side-eyes as I drove him home and he blethered on about wierd topics such as how odd it was that people were walking their dogs on the road (rural, single track road - no pavement, WhereTAF did he think people would walk?)

DS is desperate to do a junior combat paintball session that he's seen advertised 'locally' (i.e. about an hours drive away) - LQ sounds much more civilised. Our local sports centres will also exhaust your children for money run sports themed birthday parties which would be closer and less hassle to get to.

Fancy good luck with boiler and shower...

I had a cr@p nights sleep so went back to bed after DS was bundled out to EarlyMorningSportingActivity Fortunately woke up again before 10am and managed to remember / meet this mornings 10am work deadline the fact that I'm still in PJs is neither here nor there since I have no video conference calls planned

Hope everyone has a good day...

Morning!
Taken mum to dentists.
Been shopping.
It's pissing it down here 🌧
Still coughing. Getting fed up now. Are you still coughing apes?
New elementary tomorrow night Letus 😀
Hope all wenches are ok?