Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

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Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Letus

They must be doing it on purpose letus

LetUs - actually LOL at push it in or if you can't, I'll move round the back

I was trying on ski boots yesterday and announced that "this one's better - a lot stiffer inside" DH smirked fortunately the bootfitter has probably heard it all before and didn't react.

Fancy our weather is less dire that your's the washing has come off the line still damp, but drier than it went out. Is being hung up again just now. Because that's what I'm doing up here. I didn't start up to desktop or anything like that...

Madame you may want a mini-break in Glasgow. Just saying...

I honestly don't think he knows what he's saying - which makes it so much better some how

Arf at "a lot stiffer inside"

Right, I need to convince DH's aunties to wander round Glasgow, looking for film sets, and prepped with photos of who to look for. They'd be properly up for crashing the set and yet still remain clueless

One of the neighbours started up a bonfire helen, so even had there been any point to hanging the washing out, that scuppered it

Clueless aunts sounds perfect for set-crashing letus - get them onside now

Bloody knackered after three days off. Now time for TM

That cow Sylvie is snogging MY Athos

Oh, he's so commanding

Dog is trying to figure out which daughter is Serena

Fuck me, Athos is hot!!!!!!!

Sylvie makes boring speech

Aramis bampot friend

Why are there only naked red guards or naked old Dutch men in the bath house and not naked musketeers?

I often find it's much stiffer on the inside too.

Ooh....this jacuzzis pure prosecco, what an inspired idea...although the bubbles are going up my xxxxxx nose

Fnar! letus , who were you quoting btw?

Today I have been accidentally decorating, I thought I'd tweak at a bit of annoying dangly ceiling paper and the whole lot, including the plaster came down on my head.....god I live in a crumbly wreck!

That's a bloody good question wicked, I'm sure it could have been justified artistically....they missed numerous opportunities for naked musketeers imo. Just sayin'

Seriously Sylvie, you see Athos the Sex God and your first thought is to invite him to a meeting?

Oh no, bampot again

It's one of DS1's instructors at sportingactivity Elk. It helps that he's fairly hot too

Oh, ruffle hair and snog scene in Sherlock on telly

Cheers Letus

Wicked?

I'm supposed to be putting the ironing away but I've just watched that about five or more times.

Mmmm yes! The only time I ever fancied Sherlock

Just saw that Sherlock isn't on until 9, which is 10 here, it's a bit late since I'm working tomorrow. Think I will just buy the DVD and watch it later on instead.

at elk's crumbly wreck don't tell your DH I called him that

We had half-naked Musketeers in S3 - just only one half at a time, and different musketeers too. Oh - and Dog in a bath In fact, is Athos the only one who made it through the entire 3 series without getting topless? Dog did regularly, Aramis did in S3ep6, Porthos did in S1ep3 and ep.(er... The Challenge), Trev did in S2 - at least from the back when he was shot.
Anyone else I'm missing?

Think we'll be watching Sherlock on catch-up as well Wicked

In Cormoran Strike news, the actress playing Lula has tweeted Another day of filming... Bring on the fake snow and murder so I think we know which scene they've been filming...