Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

Yes Fancy, yes I am.

I'm not going to lie, I've gone a bit lightheaded.

I'll sit between you both.

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You just lay your head on my capacious bosom my lover
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There you go

Can I stay here for a bit please? I seem to have lost the use of my legs.......

Ahem wifey??

Completely knackered, sorting through old boxes of stuff etc. On the couch now with no intention of moving anytime soon.

Wench skills

Oh Bads, you're really run down, you're picking up every infection going. I don't know what to suggest really. The work idea is a good one.

at that gif and flailing wenches. He still does nothing for me.

That's really impressive Letus, and thank you

Apes...I am. Even Dh is complaining of a sore throats today and he is NEVER ill (hasn't had a sick day in over 4 years)
Wicked...more than enough room for you too
I know one of my pt colleagues was a bit cheesed off not to work every day so I might sound her out...
I'm in bed watching the iPad and here I intend to stay...

at flailing over AT/HC/SC combo.

Am watching Tennis

I also don't 'do' horror/scary films, or books. I can't terrify myself quite easily with my own imagination, I don't need any help.

I'm trying to watch some of the xmas shows I missed by having the plague and Carrie Fisher is on 8 out of 10 cats 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞
Legend

Sigrid wanted my spot on the couch so I had to move

OMG! Connie is so stupid, she rather get food for the garrison than spend it with Dog in bed

Oh, swordfighting with sweaty filthy musketeers

Are you feeling recovered Apricot?

I'm not one for scary stuff either Helen.

Excellent - another rewatch commentary

Just going back to Fancy's three gifs/pics. When I imagine all three, I'm also picturing a rather large bath tub...

Dog is quite hot when he gets angry

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Ah, CSI Paris

Yes thanks LetUs. Do you think I ought to let DH out of the shed now?

Loving the rewatch commentary WW.

It's amazing how much one notice when one isn't drooling over Athos

Pleased to hear it Apricot. Do you have enough bubble wrap to keep DH safe so he can recover to get out golfing again? If so, I think you can let him out

Which episode are you on Wicked?

not drooling over Athos You're not? Why?

Who are you and what have you done with wicked ?

Maybe it's not really ww? Maybe she's been kidnapped?

The tav needs a 12 person jacuzzi 😂