Swagger Inn Thread 141 - May every wench find an hbf under her --duvet-- mistletoe this Christmas

[FancyFancy]

Order a festive drink from Mother S - not mulled wine cos it fucking stinks , grab a handful of spicy Chilean nuts & join us for some bastardised carols & seasonal perving

I think Dh and Ds2 are going on a bike ride which means at least they will get some fresh air!
Might go rl shopping on weds if I feel better
I got some nice skin care stuff from Dh
We didn't do adult gifts this year but pils still gave me a chq!
Lush website has crashed so I can't spend more money.....

Fancy....it's so weird...2 years ago to the day.(almost the hour) since his last bout.
He does get it quite badly poor lamb.
Bless him. He was so sweet last night.
I was up with him (again!) and he put his head on my shoulder and said
"You're such a good mum. It comes so naturally to you"
😳
I had pnd after I had him and I certainly don't feel it comes naturally to me at all!
Made me feel quite tearful 😫
He must feel ill...all his new PS4 games remain unplayed
I think he will feel better tomorrow after 24 hours on the abx.
I'm going to have a bath and use my new face stuff 👍🏻

Aaaaaaaw Bads

I can't believe it's so soon Fancy I've been very productive today, gone through a lot of boxes with old stuff and filled a whole garbage bag with old clothes to throw away, some of the old stuff smells a bit funky
I sprayed the shower cubicle with really strong vinegar so it really stinks in there and I'm also starting on the oven today. I always pre clean stuff like that.

Big Badderz

I'm watching poirot

Ds2 is about to play his new keyboard

Does it have a headphones socket?

We're about to watch Doctor Who.

Wicked any chance of you coming round and sorting out my house and organising stuff? In fact, all wenches are welcome.

Oooh I would love to, as long as you give me Pimms

Watching Extreme Couponing again and a woman used 1000 coupons

How sweet Badders.

Oh dear. Both DGS's have Scalextrics and the pieces have got mixed up alcohol may have been involved and neither of them will go together properly, DGD has got a load of make-up and is trying it all out in the lounge, DH has spilled a glass of port, the house is a complete tip and I've got a banging headache. Apart from that we're having wonderful time. Is it time to go to bed yet?

apes. Go to bed, no one will notice.

Im at my ils. There are a billion people here. I quite want to go for a walk.

Oh apes! Get some painkillers and leave Dh to it 😀
Madame...I'm sooooo glad I cancelled today's get together....I've been in bed on and off all day trying to make up for 2 nights of no sleep.
Still coughing too fml (lungs)
Ds1 has been in his bedroom all day and watching his new DVDs.
Ds2 has been playing with his new knex and lumi dough and seems quite happy.
Dh has been watching all the tv he has recorded so hopefully he is happy too.
I keep hearing the plink plonk of the keyboard so I'm staying up here 👍🏻

1000 coupons! Imagine getting stuck behind that person at the tills.

What the wenches said Apes - painkillers and leave them to it.

We've watched Doctor Who. Was ace! DS2 was giggling away

Hope you get some rest Badderz x

Apes

I am surrounded by squiffy people and a slightly grotty and overtired DS. Christmas is such fun...

PS - will RTFT later when not surrounded by squiffy relatives and grouchy DS...

Watching How To Train Your Dragon 2. Stoick has just said to Valka "you're as beautiful as the day I lost you"

Bloody exhausted. Work tomorrow, yuk

Letus...
My dad always joked he wanted a Viking funeral
So when sis and I took the boys to see HTTYD2 and it got to that bit my sis and I were sobbing

Poor ds1 is feeling really rough

Update:
One broken glass, make-up all over a chair and carpet, one glass of water all over the hall floor and I peed myself coughing.

Oooh Apes

Oh wenches c'mere

Oh apes! I'm still padded up too!
I've had to help ds1 have a bath poor lamb
He keeps apologising for spoiling Xmas

Give MiniBads a hug from auntie Meatball

Bonnaire is in Midsomer Murders

Oh the little sausage

I'm on Bake Off now. James is on this one. Love him . Also Howard who is brilliant!