I don't have big piles.

[QueenMortifauxcado]

Which is mightily impressive for sitting on a throne all day and existing primarily on carbs (and the odd avocado), isn't it?

Anyone else got an arse of steel?

Fish and gin is not a stew, it's just a mess. The moat seems to have gone up rather well though. What was in it?

Also we're on the last page. Suppose it's about time for it to all go down in flames. Did anyone think to bring extinguishers this time?

Where will I hide from RL?

Gin and fish. Might work. Queen mum would have necked it.

We'll just have to move again I suppose. Which boards neighbourhoods look better than ours?

She's not my mum and I'm not touching it. I'll try a breef vodka though.

Well, question is, stay here in fine, if small, company or go big and do Chat I suppose. We can't go to parenting or education since we are inebriates. I'm too tired for AIBU.

Ugh you didn't say there would be decisions. I dont really care, I just wanted greener grass. Or you know, grass. Seems to be on trend at the moment. Hand me the prok scratchings will you? Do prok eat grass? We could have a farm!

There is a topic called The Unexplained, we might find friends there . Although some of the creations might do better in Sporner corner.

best dump the legfish there so we get the deposit back. As for the unexplained, well, admittedly I can't explain us. I don't dare walk around there at night but I suppose this could make it suitably quiet for my new illegal prok farm.

Are we RENTING the castle? How very modern.

We do. We do rent. Mainly because castles don't seem to last very long so we didn't see it as a sound investment.

breaking character to tell everyone I got a distinction

Well done! Have a little dance on the turrets!

I don't dance. I'll help finish off the booze though, less to move that way. How are we going to move all this anyway? Do boxes have legs? How do we command them?! How do they get across the moat with catching fire or getting wet?!

We leave the fish and the booze. We brew a fresh batch and pass a law banning fish breeding.

That does sensible except for the part about abandoning precious booze! I just found this! I won't leave it, you can't make me!

That stuff is all made from fish eggs and burnt harpies. Our new home will have vegetation until we distilled it all. Drink what you can, tip the rest in the moat for nice flame effects.

Ew. That sounds unpleasant. You know, if we set fire to it here we don't have to move it outside.

Test test test

Good. Not banned. Just tried to post a thread elsewhere and couldn't. As you were.

Hope it was our new thread. This one is just six messages from retirement. Although if the mobile app still allows over posting I can see it going on in a just-won't-die sort of fashion.

New den for drink and debauchery

Well done, good to see you carrying out your princely responsibility even if you CBA to dress appropriately in your mortificadan name.

Can't use my Mortificadan name, because I keep forgetting who I am all the time and start to sock-puppet by accident.

Well, thats probably not a huge problem within Mortificado, if you sometimes remember to put your titled name in the box at the top of posts but sometimes forget and it defaults to your proteinaceous alter ego.