I don't have big piles.

[QueenMortifauxcado]

Which is mightily impressive for sitting on a throne all day and existing primarily on carbs (and the odd avocado), isn't it?

Anyone else got an arse of steel?

I actually do have an online novelty shop to stock so open to suggestions and requests

There is a SLUG mask! I'll go as a slug said no-one ever.

I like to think someone did and their nemesis turned up as a container of table salt.

Or their richer friend turns up as a snail with a glistening house.

amazing

How would I steal it? I have hooves! And I'll have you know we poop M'n'Ms the skittles rumour was a lie made to sell the sweets.

I never got an invite else I'd have come to the party.

Magic, obviously. Or is that a lie too?

Wine anyone? managed to get a delivery

A delivery as in a man in a van came to bring booze? Or a delivery as in some horror in the moat birthed something? Either way . Been a loooong night and day.

The Princess has been nowhere near the moat recently, so any births taking place are unlikely to be too horrific.

Suckling on a bottle of lager tonight, Inebriation, Inebriation Inebriation. A drink For The Many, Not The Few. Doesn't make me any Stronger And Stabler. But with your brew we can get legless. Yes We Can. Mortificado We Can Believe In.

with your brew we can get legless

Keep it away from my fish, then.

In fact - maybe I'd better just drink it. For safety reasons.

In answer to your question - a)

(Again - for safety reasons. Theresa "May" be dangerous to your health. Vote responsibly.)

You lot people haven't been venturing out into the so-called 'real world' have you? Better stay here, with a random selection of royals, pretenders and magical beasts. Much saner.

Ooh look at the post count. If someone starts another thread fgs think up a better title.

Got to have alcohol in it, that title. I'm only here for inebriation, inebriation, inebriation.

Does it matter how it was delivered? or where it was delivered from?

Think you may be onto something dragon. Much prefer drinking here where being in the same vicinity as alcohol doesn't cause a two day migraine. The real world can stuff it. Anyway, what I miss?

Agreed, quite enough of this RL nonsense. I shall be drinking here with the few, not the many until I am weak and wobbly.

Been marking all day and have the IQ of a legfish now. And that is before hitting the bottle .

The IQ of the legfish goes up a bit when they're inebriated - if they're 'legless' then they don't waste their mental capacity trying to walk. Strange but true for a low value of 'true'

That's just like me! Going to the fridge for another drink I noticed that the whole left leg right leg, steady self routine takes up most of my attention. I almost drank the soy sauce instead when I arrived.

Set something alight, would you Dragon? The fire alarm might wake them all up. Behold, paxillin has arrived and wants to PARTY!

You can't party on a Tuesday. I'm pretty sure the last king passed a law to that effect when people were shifting 'the weekend starts here' earlier and earlier. If he'd had any sense, he'd have put up with it a little longer as it was nearly back to, well, the weekend.

The King is dead. Party is allowed.

MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP MEEEEP

Is that your imitation of a fire alarm? Because it's terrible. Our fire alarms don't sound like that. They don't sound like anything since we deemed them unecessary after they did nothing but make the last fire dreadfully annoying.

And why would anyone install fire alarms in a moat?

I woke da Queen! Happy thought we someone might set fire to the fish. So she put the MEEEP MEEEP in. It worked. Fish stew anyone ?