Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Dog in Dessert eh? Does sound like a good plan.

One for the Poldark fans...

Love that picture Helen!

He seems happy enough - I've never found shopping in Tesco to be that joyous

Fucksake. Why can't any of them need to be on location whilst filming something based in a gritty north western location? A small town scenario?

Afternoon wenches by the way.

Afternoon LetUs - they need a series that takes in a grand tour of wench locations - obviously.

send program suggestion to BBC - HBFs travel the country in an educational show demonstrating how to rescue different wenches from different situations. It would obviously have to be screened post-watershed, so not a direct replacement for GBBO...

If they want to involve whipped cream and/or Nutella and/or Lotus biscuit spread (just to lend that baking element to it), then I don't think we should object.

I have just eaten a cream cake as big as my head.
It was bloody lovely,
😀
Meetings done.
Just need to sling food at the children and send Dh and the shops for the weekly shop.
I'm debating veggie meatballs for tea...

Afternoon!

Do TeamA know that Transformers has moved to Northumberland for filming? Is that any better LetUs? Probably not.

www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/film-news/hollywood-star-mark-wahlberg-arrives-11886660

Apricot. Too far north and wrong side - honestly they've no consideration have they? Helen's right, there needs to be a show where they take in all wench locations

Got any more cakes Badderz?

It's all in my tummy I'm afraid.
I do have peanut m and ms though....

Oh! Sorry - I forgot about your "itchy thrust" 😂

Am I right in thinking that all of TeamA have jobs now - so no stalking sneaking off to Northumbria?

In other news - I'm going out tonight. with DH and it's a school night .

Helen...there's always the weekend! 👍🏻
Have a good time gadavanting about 😀

About to leave - occurs to me that I really ought to print my tickets
Am idiot.

I WAS IN TESCO IN ST AUSTELL BLOODY LOADS THIS SUMMER!!!!

Have fun helen.

Feckin Transformers. Dont they know Team A are all southerners? (Except letus)

HE HAS BREATHED THE SAME AIR AS YOU MADAME! I would absolutely take that as nearly a snog if I was you.

Have a lovely time this evening Helen.

Many more medals in Rio! They're bloody amazing - and murderball started today

Evening wenches

Handily placed till in that Tesco's, perfect for preserving my anonymity on social media. And how discreet of the woman on the till to avert her eyes

We had the edge of a storm at work today - still hot & humid though

C'mon Ch4, it's nearly time for Richard Whitehead & they're still showing the tennis

Watching the men's doubles tennis final. Not quite going to plan for Reid and Hewitt but they are playing the no 1 seeds who they beat in the Wimbledon final

I do like the Jack Whitehall ads with the Paralympic athletes

A joint silver medal

How fast was he over those last 10 to 15 meters? Bloody hell!

I should go to bed but I want to watch the tennis.

Morning wenches.

I have had a shite night's sleep due to back pain. It was supposed to be nice weather today so I had some washing ready to peg out this morning. It is pissing it down. I am not in a happy place. People at work today will piss me off at their peril.

On the plus side, it's Friday.

Hope wenches are well and have excellent days 😘

Letus...
Your entire first paragraph is true for me too!

😡😞
Gah.
Got to go for flu jab and I've woken up with a bit of a sore throat...sigh.
Don't think I slept much at all.
The washing is sitting sadly in the conservatory in case the weather improves.
And I have another meeting straight after school drop off and ds2 has a party straight after school.
FML