Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

I really love honey roast peanuts but I had to stop eating them a few years ago as I discovered the peanuts were what was making me wheezy and itchy thrust. Can't eat a Snickers either. I miss Snickers.

"Itchy thrust"!?
Er....more info needed letus! 😜🤔😀

Jaysus. Itchy throat. It's a good job I don't type for a living or anything.

"Itchy thrust"

😂

That was quite a good typo 😂

You're most welcome

32 degrees here today, but I was fortunately in the BoringOfficeJob with aircon. Where I was mostly, apparenty, invisible and bored mindless. Sometime I think about quitting and doing more freelancing, but then wonder how much more batshit I'd be without that excuse to get out of the house and talk to other people face-to-face. Not that much of the latter happens at the mo.

Need to get DS off the computer now, which means he will immediately turnon the tv. FFS. And need to stick chickens away for the night too.

Would anywench like to come round and do DS2's reading homework with him?

Office jobs are overrated because people

Thanks Helen.
I needed that.

People.
Pfffftttt.
Soooo over rated.
Homework? Not if its maths!

Evening all. Heaven be praised for air conditioned workspaces. Had a very involved long meeting in the middle of the day in a room with no aircon and no windows. It was minging. Had to find some aircon to become human again.

Two tweets that have won the Internet:

@FelicityMorse
Mel and Sue leave. Mary Berry rumoured to be off too.. Channel 4 have spent £25m on a tent, some flour and Paul Hollywood. MWAHAHAHAHHAHA
5:12 PM - 13 Sep 2016

@cloudavies
It's fine. Nothing will actually happen until Mary Berry triggers Arctic Roll 50.#Breadxit#GBBO
9:58 PM - 12 Sep 2016

P.S. Badz, re ironing on a hot day. You could just not iron

Cinn
I hear you
But I'm afraid im far too working class to not iron
Go out in rumpled clothes????
The shame!!!!
The irony did you see what I did there??
Is that I really don't care if others have creased clothes
But myself?
Never!!

Also to be honest I make quite a song and dance about it - it only takes me about 45 mins per week
The way I go on you would think I'm chair d to the bloody ironing board!

Air con...Jesus I'd love it
No air con in our school canteen (Edwardian building) and the Windows don't open.
29 degrees and 150 shouting kids spiking things and making a mess

I'm not sure where my iron is

Mine is hidden away in the pantry so I only see it when I use it :)
It's GBBO time!
🍰

Love those tweets!

We don't have aircon at work.

I'm hoping someone asks Selasi to show off his tossing skills. For the pancakes honestly, the filth

Selasi is doing crackling.
Nice.

Lovely day here. Thought we'd eat outside, perhaps for the last time this year, and just as I was taking the meal out it pissed down.

I don't get the cluster headaches Madame. I've read about them and they sound horrific.

Ironing. I don't do much, only DH's shirts and my linen trousers. I used to iron socks at one time. They were cotton ones and it softened them. Must've been mad.

Shame about GBBO. Those tweets are hilarious. I don't watch it until there are fewer contestants, but won't bother on Ch4.

Oh Apricot, what a shame re the weather turning at the wrong time

I love crackling

Selasi just mentioned a girlfriend

Poor Tom!

GIVE ME ALL THAT CRACKLING!!

And the bacon from Benjamina's Yorkshires too

I will have the Xmas dinner ones.
ALL OF THEM

Selasi's fist pump when cooking the pancakes.

LetUs - he mentioned you?! Gosh

Helen awesome!