Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Apricot - yes, and I think Madame is right about gaping plot holes. We'll just have to dissect ignore them and take the piss line of 'move along, nothing to see here', etc

We're watching Last Leg and catching up on paralympic news

I'm at the empty end of a rather large Pimms.

I'm watching Gumball - the episode in the supermarket where the kids are trying to get chocolate and Nicole totally flips. It's my favourite

tbh of the three I thought 1 hung together the best

As I was saying LetUs - I know the one you mean. The Origins episode where consecutive goldfish die and get flushed makes me laugh too.

I was well confused then

DH wants to watch Spectre (Bond film). if he ever stops pissing about upstairs putting DS2 to bed It's downloading. I'd rather be browsing Pinterest alone.

You would not LetUs - you would rather be 'browsing Pinterest' with Aramis

I have also recalled the plot of Cormorant 2 (having had a quick nosey at the title)

If I was with Aramis, I wouldn't need Pinterest

Hence the euphamism

SPLASH!!! Boo no medal for Ellie this time

We are now watching The Young Ones. DS1 has never seen it before. It's the University Challenge episode

(Hurrah - gold and silver!)

Love the University Challenge episode. (one of the few I actually remember if I'm honest)

Nearly bought an Xmas present myself badders but then thought better of it.

I celebrate everything going if I know when it is so Halloween it is. Dd's b day is the day before so it sort of party of her celebration here, and fireworks night is part of mine!

helen

Totally classic episode letus

I love emma thompson and the others from oxbridge college in that one. And the moment when vyv blows them up.

Goooooooooooooollllllllllldddddd (again)

We've got Mock the Week on, and they're doing 'lines you wouldn't hear in a detective show'

me too Helen

That sounds fab MoreLike, having fireworks on your birthday!

Watching Last Night of the Proms -s'bloody marvellous. They're showing the crowds in Belfast and Hyde Park. Flipping loads of people (not keen on that bit)

"I've got a Porsche"
"S'not an automatic"

what can I use instead of a baton?

My b'day is the 3rd, but, you know, close enough!

LetUs I'm sure Aramis could provide a substitute for a baton? [innocent smile]

Night all.

Morning!

Mornin'

It's the badger head thing that puts me off too badders, I hadn't even thought about whether the bleach would work or not, I just assumed it stripped everything. I have heard it can take several goes to get it light enough too, so it would be about 3 months of hair the colour of nicotine stained fingers

Both small elks practically on top of me since half 3, I swear they have some sort of symbiotic consciousness as they appeared witching 30secs of each other, then proceeded to bicker until mrElk stomped off to the sofa in a huff and left me with my arms pinned at a bloody uncomfortable angle. I've woken up broken this morning!

Still, lots to do. Thought I'd shift some sofas around today - yay

I've bought some spray in to up up stuff the hairdresser recommend - it washes out apparently so hopefully badger head can be avoided 😀
Good luck with the sofa moving 👍🏻
Jesus, I had a bad night too! No idea why. Just tossed and turned ALL night.
Ugh.
Dh and ds1 out all day
Ds2 staying home and "helping" me 🙄😁
I've done a bit of housework and lots of washing on line as its lovely and sunny here today.
Ive even stripped the beds.
I will have a bath later....I'm knackered!

Afternoon, am back home & catching up on cycling & Paralympics. And washing

OMFG letus, those AT gifs . M&S had some basic slightly fitted T shirts, not sure if they'd be long enough for you though?