Team A has beefcake, Team Dog has joined the army and Team Ath are on Strike, Cormoran Strike. Swagger Inn 137.

[JaneElk]

Our beautiful leather clad lovelies have hung up their pauldrons, wrapped their thighs around their wenches horses and rode hard for the border. There'll be no more snogging in cupboards, or noshing on the Queen...s awful cooking. But we're not sad...oh no, we can keep this nonsense going ad infinitum, and there's plenty to look forward to as the Swaggerers stagger on in post muskie oblivion.

So keep the Cardinals finger flowing, and help yourself to the complementary Hot Chilean Nuts.

Now....S1 Ep1 anyone??

Didn't think he'd appreciate that morelike , but hey, getting back together would solve everything, so that's alright then

You know that 'in bed before 11pm' thing?

Night all...

Night all. Have stayed up far too late again....

Morning wenches. Day off with DS1 today.

Wow yeah getting back together is obviously the best solution all round MoreLike 🤔 Thankfully someone seems to have a brain. Clue: it's not him.

Better make breakfast.

Omg morelike! Appears you have three children not two.

You dont believe in the wife?!

Ok, off to work I go...

Morning

DD back at school now
Probably ought to get dressed as I want to go out looking for more work clothes. (Good luck to madame on her first day)

Morning all.

No , i don't believe in the wife, despite all of the evidence that she exists, including some of you lot having seen her....

Just read in metro that the place we went to on holiday last year is on fire, which is disturbing. It doesn't say if anyone is hurt though.

Good luck back at work madame, and fancy with the clothes shopping.

Isn't this day over soon so I can go back to reading Cuckoo's Calling????

Erm, well it's nearly over now ww, so I reckon you're good to go

I have some new clothes. And some not-strictly-necessary new boots, but only one pair. Such self restraint

Having a quick cup of tea & catching up with yesterday's Tour of Britain before heading out to pick up some new uniform for DD. Nicholas Roche is in it (the ToB, not the uniform. Although I'd really be happy if he were in the latter), so am hoping for a few tasty close-ups.

More like this please

Wicked...hey, it's 5pm somewhere right? 😀
Ugh
So hot
So so hot ☀️
I've done 13000 steps already today
But I'm sooo tired and I have blisters and I'm fed up 😥

Well done fancy. Very restrained indeed.

It's not hot here now. A bit miserable and rainy.

Who is that fancy? He's not bad...

First day was dull, and thoughtfully my period arrived with a menstrual migraine, despite the acupuncture.

Oh that's shit Madame 😞
Watching the new ep of HH on catch up
So funny :)

Oh no Madame

Oh that's typical madame , hope it clears soon.

That is Nicholas Roche, cyclist in team Sky. He's half French & no doubt fluent and has lovely eyes,

No I didn't!

Try this badders. He speaks Russian in it

I'm sure Badders isn't really watching Horrible Histories - what else could HH be?

Have finished book 2 of Cormorant, which means I ought to be working except DS is failing to be asleep and neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds me.

I totally am Helen
I can't access that link but I've found it on more4 so thank you!!

Cool - I thought it was some new wenchy series I hadn't heard of DS will be pleased (so will I if it gets him off sodding Power Rangers)

I would watch horrible histories...

Glad you found it eventually badders

There was also a series called Ballot Monkeys at the time of the last General Election, don't think he was in that one, but haven't watched it so can't be sure on that.

LetUs one for you Hidders and Chris Hensworth and Idris Elba...

Now, to the kitchen hayloft....

Night all...

Night helen

Morning wenches.

Bollocks to migraine again Madame.

Ah Helen what a treat that link was to wake up to. That's a special kind of party waiting to happen

Back to work after a couple of days off. Aramis is ready.

Have great days wenches