10 points for ownership of rooboscihssadlj tea. 0 - can't stand the stuff
10 points for each other obscure tea in house 70 - at least DH is a collector
10 points if you have ever cooked with millet 10
10 points if you have ever cooked anything you grew yourself 10 -but does each item count? eg courgettes, chillies, peppers, potatoes, coriander, mint, basil, strawberries, raspberries, plums, apples 110
30 points for each placenta buried 0 Yeuchh! happy for the hospital to put it in hazardous waste thank you very much
20 points for extended bfding or desire thereof (crap happens) 20
20 points if you know what BLW stands for
10 points for mooncup use and extra 15 if bought from franny 0 thanks to mirena - no need very big
20 points if you have made a wnaky basket (NB for Newbies, that is what Cod calls a Treasure basket) 0
10 points if you carried your baby round in a sling past 6 weeks old 10
10 points if you favour natural fibres 10 (at least theoretically)
20 points if you make your own anything (clothes/bread/wall hangings from pubic hair) 20,
10 points if your children will eat quinoa 10
10 points for using washable STs 0
30 points for using menstrual stock to water the plants 0 Noooo! that is just taking it to extreme
*75 points for a lotus birth 0
80 points for cooking the placenta ( 20 bonus points for getting non family members to eat it)* 0 - just no comment
10 points if you are vegetarian (save for said placenta eating) 10
20 point if your whole immendiate family are also vegetarian - 20
10 points if you subscribe to alternative eco/green/earth magazines 10
10 points if you belong to Greenpeace (and an extra 10 if you have been on a protest march} 0
40 for any home educating credentials
25 for any other alternative education tendancies 0
15 for the belief that Natural is Best even in the face of all evidence 0
Hmm - 300 quite lentilly methinks - but I also allow my children to drink diet coke and FRUIT SHOOTS - deducts 300 points and slinks towards the back of the room in shame.