10 points for ownership of rooboscihssadlj tea. - 0
10 points for each other obscure tea in house
10 points if you have ever cooked with millet
10 points if you have ever cooked anything you grew yourself
30 points for each placenta buried
5 for unfulfilled desire thereof
20 points for extended bfding or desire thereof (crap happens)
10 points if you know what BLW stands for. Add 20 if you have actually done it.
10 points for mooncup use and extra 15 if bought from franny
20 points if you have made a wnaky basket (NB for Newbies, that is what Cod calls a Treasure basket)
10 points if you carried your baby round in a sling past 6 weeks old
10 points if you favour natural fibres
10 points if you have ever bought organic baby clothes
20 points if you make your own anything (clothes/bread/wall hangings from pubic hair)
10 points if your children will eat quinoa
10 points for using washable STs
30 points for using menstrual stock to water the plants
75 points for a lotus birth
80 points for cooking the placenta ( 20 bonus points for getting non family members to eat it)*
30 points if you totally ignored the placenta to gaze upon the miracle of creation that was your baby
10 points if you are vegetarian (save for said placenta eating)
10 points if you subscribe to alternative eco/green/earth magazines
10 points if you belong to Greenpeace (and an extra 10 if you have been on a protest march }
20 points if you have been to Greenham Common
40 for any home educating credentials 0
25 for any other alternative education tendancies
15 for the belief that Natural is Best even in the face of all evidence
20 points for using washable nappies
20 points if you know the difference between a wrap and a liner
20 points if you know what your ecological footprint is
10 points if you own anything made of hemp