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10 points for ownership of rooboscihssadlj tea.
10 points for each other obscure tea in house
10 points if you have ever cooked with millet
10 points if you have ever cooked anything you grew yourself
30 points for each placenta buried
20 points for extended bfding or desire thereof (crap happens)
20 points if you know what BLW stands for
10 points for mooncup use and extra 15 if bought from franny
20 points if you have made a wnaky basket (NB for Newbies, that is what Cod calls a Treasure basket)
10 points if you carried your baby round in a sling past 6 weeks old
10 points if you favour natural fibres
20 points if you make your own anything (clothes/bread/wall hangings from pubic hair)
10 points if your children will eat quinoa
10 points for using washable STs
30 points for using menstrual stock to water the plants
*75 points for a lotus birth
80 points for cooking the placenta ( 20 bonus points for getting non family members to eat it)*
10 points if you are vegetarian (save for said placenta eating)
10 points if you subscribe to alternative eco/green/earth magazines
10 points if you belong to Greenpeace (and an extra 10 if you have been on a protest march}
40 for any home educating credentials
25 for any other alternative education tendancies
15 for the belief that Natural is Best even in the face of all evidence