10 points for ownership of rooboscihssadlj tea.10
10 points for each other obscure tea in house say 20
10 points if you have ever cooked with millet 10
10 points if you have ever cooked anything you grew yourself 10
30 points for each placenta buried 30. ahem. Have photos too. Nice apples and pears this past few years.
20 points for extended bfding or desire thereof (crap happens) right am having 20 points per child cos tick is so 40
20 points if you know what BLW stands for 20
10 points for mooncup use and extra 15 if bought from franny 25
20 points if you have made a wnaky basket (NB for Newbies, that is what Cod calls a Treasure basket) ooooh yes 20
10 points if you carried your baby round in a sling past 6 weeks old 10
10 points if you favour natural fibres 10 (at least theoretically)
20 points if you make your own anything (clothes/bread/wall hangings from pubic hair) 20, oh yes
10 points if your children will eat quinoa 10
10 points for using washable STs 0. but I have a mooncup
30 points for using menstrual stock to water the plants well no but see above. look this test isn't fair
*75 points for a lotus birth 0
80 points for cooking the placenta ( 20 bonus points for getting non family members to eat it)* 0
10 points if you are vegetarian (save for said placenta eating) sometimes. technically no.
10 points if you subscribe to alternative eco/green/earth magazines 10 but...new internationalist, does that count? and only cos I can't be arsed to cancel
10 points if you belong to Greenpeace (and an extra 10 if you have been on a protest march} I am having 10. But should be more for all my marching
40 for any home educating credentials 40
25 for any other alternative education tendancies hmmm. Well I have a leaning toward montessori but it seems unfair to claim twice
15 for the belief that Natural is Best even in the face of all evidence oh jaysus no
well
I make 325
PMSL
might need to double check that cos my brain is addled