Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Evening wenches. Been having some "moments" over the last day or two with DS1 the stroppy teenage knowitall. DS2 also been on form.

Love the panto cast!

Doctor Who was brilliant!

Liv's right - Sam Neill no idea why follows me on Twitter too.

Loving And Then There Were None. I watched the last 15 minutes again this morning when DH had gone out with the boys, just to make sure I was fully up to speed with the plot. And also possibly to check just how low slung AT's towel actually was.

I can relate!
Both dc don't want to go anywhere or do anything which is pissing me off
My nephews are coming tomorrow afternoon as my sis couldnt be bothered to come on boxing day
Just had an e mail from the vicar....wants me to do another project at church. Told him - very tactfully - to fuck off.
It's mums b day on Saturday so another buffet for 14 here...
Cue big argument with dh about the food bill.
Ffs.
Am feeling very meh today. Ds1 up in the night with sore throat again...why only at night!? Grr
Am trying to cheer myself up by watching peep show re runs but it's not working.

Evening.
Not much to report.
Just got back from visiting dh's mum.
The brunch yesterday was lovely.
Having my oven cleaned tomorrow.
Riveting. Clearly!

It's that weird time between Christmas and New Year I think.

What have you planned for tomorrow? I'm back at work but hopefully it should be quiet.

Not much letus.
Not many plans at all tbh
Going to sils on New Year's Eve at some point
Think dc are at pils on Friday night - that's if we can convince ds2 to stay.
Am watching then there were none - fuck me AT is HOT
I'm hoping I can convince dh to take the decs down tomorrow....

I've downloaded that second ep on to my iPad. Give me something to look forward to tomorrow

Oooh look at dolokhov Tom...look at him!!!

Evening wenches, glad you're on the way home madame, how long do you have the nephews for? I am outraged on your behalf with dreamMrMadame

If you need cheering up, badders I'd give Peep Show a miss and concentrate on AT's towel scene if I were you.

letus - I bet you won't be the only person at work brightening up their lunchtime with that. Here's something to brighten up your Monday night

I have NEVER had a musketeer dream OR a wench dream
I am bereft

Hey wenches!

Glad to see you've all had the usual combination of Christmas loveliness, livelyness and sheer unadulterated irritation.

Finally just packed off the last of the family and it's back to work tomorrow!! Waaaah!!!

Important points;

1. AT's low slung towel. Fucking lovely stuff. Fancy I thought of you as soon as he slunk out of his room in it. Also, was it me, or did it seem to get lower and more cum guttery by the end. Clearly the continuity girl was too mesmerised to tell him to pull it up a bit, and quite fucking right too.

Looking forward to last bit, tho lets hope he's not offed til late on.

2. I loved the Dr Who!!! First time I've properly liked PC as the Doctor to be totally honest. Great chemistry with Alex K. LetUs , Madame Liv, is it those columns of whatsit that are referenced when they first meet when he is Tennant in the library. Can't remember but ds4 going to try and find that step on Netflix for me tomorrow.

Oooohhh AT all sweaty and bare chested
Jesus

comtess!! Glad you've had a good Xmas & rather proud you thought of me when AT appeared in his towel . Yes I think you are right, it did seem to get lower & lower - thank you BBC, it was a beautiful sight.

badders - feeling chirpier now?

Do you know...I am!
It's a Pervy xmas miracle!!!

It's a Pervy xmas miracle!!! bahaha!!

Oh he's back!
I am a fanatic anti smoker but AT makes it look so HOT

Totally agree badders

Mwahahahaha at pervy Xmas miracle. Yes, Badders it is rather.

Refuse to be impressed by hot smoker, I'm blanking that out.

Also Fancy I've not seen Jomeland finale yet, hoping to squeeze Quinn in tonight if he's up to it...

Homeland not Jomeland obviously

Applewankers

Well I am enjoying this but they are all horrid fuckers aren't they?
When do I get to see AT in a towel eh!!?
When!!?

He's in a spotty dressing gown now bare chested
Fuck me

Also - Toby stephens.
Would

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!
AT IN A TOWEL
CUM GUTTERS
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Well
That has given me the proper fanny gallops

I saw you mention the dressing gown Badderz, and was counting down to when you got to the towel

Sorry...I'm incapable of coherent speech right now
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