Swagger Inn Thread 120 - IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!!!!!

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Feliz navidad! Come play Musketeer-festive namechange roulette with a group of women who like to talk a lot about men's thighs!!! Among other parts.

Who, Sam Neill follows someone on Twitter?

Fab tree

Ok, I am going to re-acquaint myself with the hayloft...

Sam Neill follows me and LetUs! I may have got a little over excited when I got the notification ☺️

😆 at the tree! I want one!

Night helen

Think AT is younger than that liv - unless IMDB is wrong.

liv - I hope there's nothing too scary on your Twitter account?

You are right - he's 32!! I like my men to be a little older - PC is the perfect age (57)

Luckily, unlike my FB, Tumblr and MN accounts, my Twitter is quite mild except for the fact I sent a tweet to Kevin Spacey to tell him he was awesome 😆

Well that's not too scary is it liv? Assuming those were your exact words

Yes they pretty much were - luckily I didn't post that I wanted him to shag me til I couldn't stand or anything like that 😆😆

That was probably a good decision.

Well I don't want people to think I'm odd

Which, coincidentally, is the reason I didn't have the bollocks to go to the DW Festival to meet PC Dribbling on his shoes would have been totally unavoidable and nobody wants to leave that kind of impression

You're not odd liv - you're unique

Awwww Fancy you say the nicest things

Night wenches

Night Fancy - happy Aiden dreams!

Logging back to give a call out to Athos wenches - BBC1 now. Telestar : The Joe Meek Story has TB in it. Mathew Baynton too. But sadly also James Corden

Arrggghh!!! BBC2, sorry

Morning all. I am re-elasticating PJ bottoms. The excitement never stops...

Morning helen, so it's not just my DC's pjs that lose their elastic?

Well I had a strange dream this morning - you & MrHelen were in it briefly & MrHelen was rather flirty

See, that's just because we nearly came to see you... Shall I give that MrHelen a slap and tell him to behave himself when he's visiting your subconcious? (Except with me, where misbehaviour is thoroughly encouraged demanded, with menaces if necessary.)

It was my PJs and DH's that had run out of elastic. DS grows out of his before the elastic can perish.

I think that would be wise helen - MrHelen was rather overfamiliar!

Strange how the subconscious works, what does a wench have to do to get a Muskiedream?

I had a dream about Jamie from The Thick Of It last night but that's because I was discussing his attributes at 4.00 am this morning on FB because I couldn't sleep

I dreamed last night that Id arranged and paid for my whole wedding to dp, only to have him jilt me at the altar. I woke up feeling genuinely furious with him!

We're on our way home now. Yay! With two nephews in addition to ds and the dss's. #sardinefuncontinues

I dont actually mind. It's the old people who do my head in.