Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

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Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

If ever a man needed moly coddling by a group of lusty wenches caring women it would be Athos tonight

Wenchy squidges where needed

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Good morning thread!!

Welcome!!
[humphy wee visage emoticon]

Just back yesterday from lovely family holiday. Parents, siblings and all nieces and nephews in a big country house for a week. Organised chaos but utterly lovely. Was RTFT but no time to post.

Exactly 5 weeks today will be waking up in the TL!!!! Hopefully after a lovely rewatch and wine fuelled evening.

BIG garden tidy day today, hopefully with run to the tip. Made pancakes for breakfast so will have to rake a lot of leaves to burn it all off!!!

Have a lovely day and speak later. Hope all wenches are well.

Hello new thread. Welcome back lyndie! tart, lyndie, lyndie, tart.

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!

MN has a new iPhone App and it bloody works!!!!! Pictures and everything!!!!!

Or a quick one, whatevs.

Seriously the App man!!!!!!

Morning wenches.

Sounds a lovely holiday Lyndie.

Trying to work up enthusiasm to do something.

LetUs - after your night you probably need a rest to be honest.

And look! look look look looook!!!!!!!!!!
I cheered him up and gave him a haircut... amongst other things. Does that means I win exclusive use of Athos (that's Athos the muskateer as played by Tom) for the entire weekend!!! No? On . Well he thinks I ought to as well, so neh.

Also, let's stick these up as well, to make sure people know what we're meant to be talking about...

Cough splutter
Well, it's official, I have the flu a nasty cold
In other news, night nurse is fantastic
Supposed to be going to london tomorrow hope all wenches are ok?
Nice group pic on Twitter this morning

Fluff & Tart (that sounds like a great name for a shop) that above is a wordle. V cleverly produced by Helen who feeds all the words used in every thread into a magic gizmo & it churns out one of those to represent all the most often used words. It never EVER results in an argument when she posts one. Oh no.

Gah - this is my last picture allowance. WTAF? I haven't posted 6 pictures since yesterday have it? Three today... did I post three yesterday? Oh apparently I did. Still, I got a snog from Floppers for one of them, so that was worth it

DH and DS are off at SaturdayMorningSportingActivity I am allowed to have a 'mega-lie-in' which means in reality I will faff online for a while, then get guilt tripped into doing the work I didn't do yesterday and trying failing to make the house look tidy. Or I might just go back to bed for a while and wallow in the happy feeling of being in bed when I really ought to be doing better things to do with my time. [hmmm] I think back to bed might be the winner....

PS. welcome back Lyndie; Elk what's our countdown now?

Baddz you're coming to London? MEET-UP!!!

Sparks No - everyone is always entirely satfisfied by the wordles as soon as the first draft appears. No-one ever complains that their name is too small, or that they don't like the colour, or that they're not next to whichever Musketeer is top of their shag list. It only takes me about 50 threads to recover enough to face trying to do an update after all And NO-ONE ever tries to influence the next wordle by repeatedly posting somthing like "Athos Athos athos Athos Athos etc"

Badders - yes - meet-up!! Not that I'm in London tomorrow, but I would if I could and you don't want to bother with the family - you can just ditch them for the day

Fluff and Tart....does sound like a good shop sparks.
Morning everyone...

Well, DH and DS have also gone off to saturdaymorningsportingactivity so just DD and I watching crap.

The new Athos pic with the long hair is quite possibly my Ultimate Athos (opposite to kryptonite). His hair is just gorgeous and if I was braver, I would join the scrum.

I wonder how much I would have to pay to be a painter-on-of-gore?

Clearly the team Aramis and team Athos wenches are doing sterling work (I wondered initially if this was the wenches interpretation of the V emojis of yesterday- ) glad my mind has been temporarily put back in the straight and narrow

Fluffy - what shall we stock in the shop mmmmm or is that too distracting ?

I just need to mention Dogs Jaw -

'Painter-on-of-gore'....sounds like a grand job minty. Similar pay scale to the 'buckle-and-strap-fastener/unfastener'.

It is a good jaw tart.

Morning, had a lie in of sorts. A somewhat disturbed one as I was walked over & purred at by FancyCat,

. My sinuses are killing me.

How long are you in London for badders? Any chance of slipping away for a quick mini-meet up?

Right, time for a lie down until the drugs kick in, can someone send Dr Aramis my way please, tell him the billowy shirt is compulsory

Can. I just add - before I cause any offence - when I first looked at the Wordle I was lying down looking at it sideways - the normal way up - more like a pair of lips ---- think it is brilliant -