Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

Doesn't it Flops. All that time in close contact with jaws like that...

Tea break. Garden a third done maybe?

Badders another bug?? Hells bells. Enjoy your trip to London.

No if only I had a quartet of strong men to help me out........

WENCHES THE APP!!!!!!!!!!!!

'wordle as vadge emoticon'

Right, I have faffed enough online and never even got back to bed (am on sofa flanked by furry-purry cats who are exercising by occasionally turning around, and purring very hard). Now I shall attempt to do some work (or tidying) so that I'll feel I have achieved somethign while DH & DS are out. Which means I shall be busy and Floppers can borrow Athos - just this once mind. And he's a bit tired tbh. But I'm sure he'll perk up in a bit... Have some peaches while you wait

Morning.

have fun in London. And Helen I'm in for secret santa.

I've been on the geeky gaming thread and it has been variously insinuated I'm childish, need to grow up and am unfeminine and live in a basement in my mum's house. Meh

Well wenches, last night I had a lovely dream about Tom Hiddleston. We only snogged but he was very good at it.

Head is improving which is good - I have a house of teens due this afternoon, so more drugs may be needed this evening.

Thank you helen, a little subdued and sleepy is a perfect Athos for what I have in mind

Oh dear mouse, did the gamers not realise that you are wench? Big mistake. Huge.
Oh, and we need more Hiddleston details....snogging isn't enough make it up

I just had a look at that thread mouse. Hilariously po-faced OP who got disagreed with, then changed what her objection was from the thread title.

Well...when I say London....I mean legoland :)

Supposed to be going down tomorrow to stay with Dhs cousin and then legoland on Monday (it's half term here now)
Any wench in the vacinity is welcome to join us! :)

Mouse - what a bunch of knobs.

Also Hiddleston dream - yy make it up. I'm asking BestFriend if she wants to go and watch Crimson Peak next week.

Have a fab time Badderz.

I need to look at some AramiSanti

Why did no wench tell me the MN App is working?

Badders you will be in my neck of the woods (not that you know me from Adam) but I will wave at you as I plough past on my commute to London -

Morning everyone.
Nice thread Elk.

Dog planking - I have never historically wanted to be Nick Grimshaw - but dear god. To be planked over by Dog - well it makes me squirm at the thought

Ah Badders sadly Legoland is prob harder to get to than where you actually live. Enjoy.

Have just remembered we will be spending all day with ILs tomorrow as BIL has a new house which means DH will be home in the evening to impede my rewatch. Will inform of my intention today. He doesn't remember too much season 2 so fingers crossed.

I know LetUs it's amazing and it bloody works!!!!

OKAY WHO LET THEMSELVES INTO THE DUNGEON WHILE THE CARDINAL AND I WERE MID SEXYTIME???

Hello DArts I'm Livia and am one of the saner wenches

I assume you are Team Dog - do you have an opinion on the Cardinal?

When it isn't your rota night for Dog, feel free to have a crack at some of the others - all the
Teams are very sweet and love sharing

I know. The op is annoying the fuck out of me as are the non gamers with their awful comments. Says a lot that the gamers are taking it all with good humour and seem quite a nice bunch.

Oh now she's complaining about the dp being unreachable when he games. It had been about the swearing before. And the talking to kids before that. And it being childish before that.

Is that the DP being too old to play games?

Yes at the geriatric age of 22!

Hi Livia - yes Dog all the way - could take an appreciative and lusty glance at the others, but TBF - not my bag - also seems a very merry throng of wenches are already taking up the other boys time and keeping them well and truly busy - so I will just slope off to the Dog bed / dungeon / where ever he happens to be tied up at that time

LetUsPray - how distracting - Pizza just burnt in the oven - also note it is not Grimmers - but whoever he is I want to swap places - hip to hip or what?!

That's one of his sex faces.

Garden finished. Owwwwwwww. [musketeer back rub]