Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

So planking is keeping that position for as long as possible?
I'm confused....

That's the one - awesome abbs (distracted at the thought of Dogs) apparently they all do it daily when on set - part of their warm up routines - (drifts off into lalaland)

Planking has never been so desirable!!

I'm getting nowhere fast today. I'm seriously lacking in enthusiasm for anything other than HBF and tea.

hello lovely!!!

Mouse and Liv it's parps all round.

liv if I ask nicely could you direct me towards your writings?

Mouse the other gamers do see nice on that thread.

Lyndie I'm going to look at the app now.

Tart, I hope you aren't of a nervous disposition going to the dungeon.

Lyndie Lyndie, I'm on the new app. Isn't it brill?
I can now see that Athos doesn't look quite so ill, but more beaten up than I could see with my wine eyes last night.
I do like him beaten up. I see that elk and Helen have already soothed him. Joins in with the soothing.

Like name of new shop. Ponders what naughties we can stock - ohh err missus!!

Lyndie I'm on the new app too! The photos are huge and fabulous!!

Obs the mind boggles...leather and buckles maybe?

The dungeon isn't for the fainthearted - the things that I have done with Dog and the Cardinal... Well let's just say that some of the wenches are severely traumatised

MintyEva My work is on AO3 - here's the linky The Cardinal's Discovery

It is actually about to be amended slightly as the Cardinal isn't dominant enough

If you haven't read it before, please note there is lots of threesome action and Dog and the Cardinal get jiggy!

Afternoon wenches

Managed to do something that's been on my to do list forever, feels good! Now I'm just chilling in the sofa but really must start cleaning this dump soon

Oh well

And this will brighten up everyone's afternoon

Afternoon. Am hiding in the front room with FancyCat - backroom full of teens, none of whom I have met before. Except for DS - we've met in passing

I thought that about the gaming thread mouse - the gamers seem like the sane & mature ones & the complainers frankly need to remove the sticks from their arses.

Haven't seen morelike for a while, wonder if this'll lure her in?

Liv that will be right up my street thank you for the link.

Fancy nice cat pic

Fancy I'm doing guided tours of the dungeon if you are bored - thought I would show the newbies round

I've never had a tour!!

I'm very excited. I've just managed to defrost my cobs in the microwave!! Maybe I am domesticated after all!!!

MintyEva Hope you enjoy it - it's a total pervathon! And of course the female character name is totally coincidental

And you can choose your colour!!! I'm looking at you all in hot pink!!!!

You don't need to see this but I had a chaise in my room on holiday this week......

Fucking hell you can even upload pictures!!!! ON THE APP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No thanks liv - I'm about to start on the ironing & have the last ep of s1 of Being Human to watch. By fuck Mitchell is gorgeous in that

Ooh Lyndie - did you try it out?

Ooh MintyEva come and see the dungeon. We have loads of new 'equipment'

I have hot pink too! Bold is easy too and crossing out

Ooh Liv new equipment

Certainly did Fancy. < snigger> May have given it an affectionate post coital pat and thought of ma wenches.