Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

[ElkforLeather]

Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

Minty it has been so fricking annoying if you used the iPhone or iPad you couldn't log in with Safari, the App was rubbish and crashed all the time so I had to get a new laptop (which I needed anyway). But now you won't be able to get rid of me.

You say that like it's a problem lyndie There's no such thing as too much wench surely?

I used MN on safari and it was patchy, you're right.

This is much nicer.

It's a good week for virtual hbfs in casa mouse. Uncharted and AC Rogue to finish before the Shadow of Mordor and the delectable Jacob Frye in Syndicate turn up at the weekend.

Dungeon tours you say. Not my kind of thing at all but I know Tart likes that stuff so I'll pop along with her for moral support because she's very shy

Thinking about possible crowd funding for new shop. Fluff and Tart. Undies and cakes?

I'd shop there fluff

Well that crowd funding has go to be more of a go-er than that Muskecon thing a couple of months back. Travelodge in where was it, Swindon? anyone?

Anyway. I think I pinched some pics from Twitter to decorate with so knock yourselves out.

Just make sure you sell people bras that actually fit them, or cinn will kill you

Oh and stock plenty of large sizes, there's some impressive norkage in here

Please open that shop!
Dhs face when the visa bill came in would be a sight to see
Dc are playing on ds2s new lego dimensions thing that he got with his b day money.
It all sounds rather dreadful.
Am hoping if I stay in bed today I will be ok for tomorrow.
We shall see...

I will need ff cups, thongs and lemon drizzle cake.
Cheers.

I'm a GG and require chocolate fudge cake please.

28D and I'm allergic to eggs, but I'd love a rocky roads or a traybake of some sort.

Oh, and I bought Pimms today

There is also some non-existant norkage

Go Wales!!!
(Comtess is with us in spirit!)

Fluffball Awwwwww that's very caring of you - and perhaps you could let her know that I can rent out the dungeon

I'm sorry. I'm going to have to step in here. I brought these two to the Tav. They're not going near that dungeon. Once you've lost your soul, there's no getting it back. And things cannot be unseen.

Stay with the rest of us, my lovelies. In the above-ground world of FAF appreciation.

It was their idea Sparks - what sort of people are you bringing in

So foggy here, I almost expect the hound of Baskerville to show up

I was nominated for MN secret santa. And I just want to say thank you to whichever kind person that was.
And yes, I do want to know who you are!!

Pffft. Stupid rugby.

Fancy thank you!!! Vadge of the Week. I'm so proud. I'd like to thank my lovely husband, my randy as fuck hormones, wine.........

Mmm, Pimms