Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

[Obs2015]

Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

I'll have some Aramis thank you Letus

Hi Letus

And yes, congrats Madame

Morning.

Voles in your bedroom Fancy??? Yikes!

Well done WW, I wish I could do stuff like that, although I'm going to have a blitz on eBay today as they have a good offer on at the moment.

Yay for Madame.

They're looking at horses' poo in that picture, I think. Then they had to clear it all up.

Morning wenches. Apologies, but I need to rant. Feel free to ignore at will.

I had an early night last night as the only chance I get to do any exercise is 6 o'clock in the morning....which is shit, but I've got over that and am getting up and doing it. Then Babyelk woke up at about 11, and I thought, seeing as I have got up EVERY FUCKING TIME IN THE NIGHT FOR THE LAST 18 MONTHS maybe her father could go and do a bit of shush patting...... This bought me precisely 15 minutes before the covers were ripped off me and I got told to "sort my shit out" and "pull my weight" because he "had to Go To Work" which of course I, the lazy cow, don't do....obviously I sit around on my arse all day eating cake and watching daytime telly. So he spent the night on the sofa bed and I haven't spoken to him since. Anyway, Babyelk and I eventually passed out at about half past 2, once she'd finality chewed the remains of my breasts to pieces.

Then I stupidly decided to have a shower this morning, which was my first morning fuck up, as Babyelk, who i'd left asleep on the bed had woken up and decided to colour in herself, her sleeping bag and all my white bedding with the black marker pen she'd found from fuck knows where.

Then a bird flew into the window mid breakfast, and I had to put it out of it's misery whilst pretending to MlleElk that all was fine. She's got fucking nits again btw.

And then, it having got to five to nine and I'd asked her at least 25 times to put her knickers/tunic/shoes/coat/bookbag on, I shouted at her very loudly and she went to school in tears. And now I feel like the most horrible woman on the planet, but it's ok because Babyelk has got her own back by smearing a massive slug of snot down the front of my jumper.

I'm going to crack open the gin. Anyone want one?

OMG Elk I think you need the whole bottle yourself! Maybe MrElk should try to stay at home instead and see how "easy" it is!
Lots of hugs, and

Oh crikey, Elk have some Athos.

Oh crikey, Elk have some Athos.

Oh crikey, Elk have some Athos.

Too bloody right Wicked! and thank you Apricot he can stay down there as long as he likes...

Why has that posted three times??????? FUMN

I saw a show once where the man and wife traded places, she had a fulltime job outside the home + took care of the kids, grocery shopping, cleaning etc. He worked in a local tiny shop. He used to complain that she spent to much money on groceries, like how jard could it be. They traded places for a day and she had a lovely time at the shop and he tried to do the grocery shopping with three kids. He actually apologised to her after that. He looked like a broken man

I'm not complaining Apes

For Elk

Oh elk :(
I'm so sorry. He is so out of order I don't know where to start!! Good for you sending him to the sofa bed!
Sounds like the morning from hell...hope you are now sat with a cup of tea and biscuit!?
I am really pissed off too.
Dh still hasn't had the bloody meeting at work re his new role.
It's been fucking weeks
Also, am fairly pissed off with the NHS today too.
I have a long term health condition which was sparked, 20 years ago, by a bout of flu.
I was told by my gp in no uncertain terms I was to have a flu jab every year to prevent me getting so ill again.
So I go yesterday to be told I no longer qualify.
So I go to Asda this morning to be told I cannot be vaccinated as I a hypersensitive to latex.
So...want do I do?
Ffs.

Apes that GIF should only ever be posted in multiples of 3 one per orgasm

Bads that's nonsense...this sort of thing frustrates me immensely, did the GP explain why you no longer qualify?...is it because of the the tories? I expect it is.

....and I don't understand why a hypersensitivity to latex should preclude you either, unless they were planning on injecting you with the stuff?? Latex sensitivity is not an insurmountable problem, other non-latex products are available

I'm still in rant mode I see

Wifey

Still pissed about the "pull your weight" thing Yeah ok, how about being pregnant for nine months to start with and not to mention labour you git

Shall I send the Ninja cats?

Local pharmacy will do it.
Have e mailed the practise manager to complain about the way I was spoken to yesterday.
I really resent the implication that I am trying to get treatment I do not need
I suppose I should be grateful I can afford the £10 for the jab :(
Off to work now...that was a good idea! :(

It's to do with the needle sheath I think, elk. Certainly never come across before!

Bads I got the flu jab for ds last year at a private doctors surgery, as he doesn't qualify and the shops etc won't do children privately. Might that be worth looking in to as they may be able to get round the latex thing? I agree it sucks re lack of NHS jab.

You could have mine if it was possible to send it to you! (although I would also give it to DS if I could!). I get one as DD's carer, weirdly, and they never asked if we would prefer DH had it (I wouldn't).

elk that all sounds so awful. What does he think he's playing at!

Lovely pretty from letus at the top of the page! Yes please...

at MrElk. now everybody gets grumpy when knackered but that's no excuse for his behaviour. hope he apologizes.

Dah! I see you've solved it now, badz

I never get this "I have to work!" crap.

I have to work. So does DH. What would we do if it was a "get out of jail free" card?

I don't need anymore cats thank you Wicked it's a full time job cleaning up after the ones I've got.

I actually don't think MrElk realises he is in the doghouse. Babyelk managed to phone him from my mobile, which went to voicemail...so when he rang back he was all "hi, you ok....sorry, I was in a meeting" and then got huffy because I didn't want to speak to him [childish]

He doesn't realise???? OMG!

Bloody hell Elk - the not realising is possibly more worrying than the doing even. Or is it more a question of knowing he's skated very close to the line between bad day and actual arsehole, but is hoping pretending it didn't happen will be the fastest way to it blowing over?