Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

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Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

When would it be acceptable to call time in today and just fuck off to bed?
Do you think?
:(

Totally acceptable badders

Is the zip broken or just refusing to budge helen? Have read somewhere that rubbing a pencil on the zip can help if it's getting stuck - don't think it will help if there's any damage though.

Phwooar

Zip is refusing to bind properly fron the get-go. Will require two seams to be undone and re-stitched.

Badders I hope you're in bed now - yes? Look after yourself!

Someone tweeted this pic today. Honestly, I can't even look at it now without guffawing

Where is Norah by the way - has Porthos still got her tied to the bed?

Hello wenches.

I'm lurking here and there but not keeping up with the thread.

I'll share this and try and read back.

MintyEva!!!!!!!!!!!
hello.

Hello Helen

Forgot to do something earlier and promised I'd get it done today. Argh. Would rather be asleep...

Ah - have just twigged that the article above is trying to make a play on the aftershave. Do they still make it?

Yes, Helen, I saw them trying to flog it in debenhams on Oxford Street

Evening wenches. Thanks for all the birthday wishes for DS. It's the NotSoMiniLetUs

Hope DS is on the mend Helen. Enormous for Badderz.

Giggling at the picture of the four of them.

Thanks letus hope not so miniLetus had a good day.

Poor DS Helen ears can be so painful.

Evening - hormones still making me productive so have finally sat down. Entire house cleaned, ironing done, spoken to MIL, more ebaying done & 2 voles rescued - one from DS's bedroom and the other had to be rescued twice. Good job they're damned cute.

Great pics - "whiff of Aramis" - ha ha

Morning wenches.

On my way back from Stockholm, got up at 5.30 this morning, had an errend to make. I have several things I procrastinated but I'm finally on my way completing them, feels good

Hahahaha lovely pix - love that woman's letter. Team A is everywhere!

Wtaf are they looking at in that pic above??? It looks like theyre watching two cows having sex or something. The appalled / fascinated look on their faces is brilliant.

It's my LAST DAY in crapjob today!!!! Woooo!!! I start new job tomorrow. Quite nervous as I havent had any time to practise spanish let alone french. Oh well.

High fives ww - always good to get stuff done that you've been putting off! You've earned a reward,

Thanks Fancy On the commuter train now, grinning like a loon

Morning madame, must feel good to be leaving crapjob - have a leaving present.

I hope that's not what they're looking at in that pic as Santi is the only one who doesn't look appalled!

Morning wenches.

Woohoo for last day Madame!

How about some Aramis?