Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

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Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

Morning.

Was considering going back to sleep now the DCs have left for school, but the state of the house is annoying me already. I ignored it all last night (except for the dead baby bird in front of the house) but the execrably stacked dishwasher alone is raising my blood pressure.

Glad to hear helen & madame got back ok, sorry it was such a shitty journey back madame. Have some welcome back pics.

Gope sparks * anne got back ok.

All back safely - thread is utterly dead this morning...

We need to schedule a re-watch at some point.

Hi wenches, I meant to make it on sooner but the mouselets were in full destructive chaos mode.

Glad to hear most of the wenchvac contingent made it home safe. Safe travels to the other far away wenches.

Off to RTFT now.

I did actually fall asleep. And then had a long chat with my DF (not in my sleep), so have actually achieved nothing so far, except feeling less tired than I was.

Fab idea about re-watches helen, count me in.

Afternoon Tavern That Has Won The World.

To officially celebrate and commiserate the end if wenchvac I bring you my very up to date boffing order.

Aramis - always and forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Dog - still utterly beautiful and a man I now feel so no more feathery strokey Dog, ok?!

THE CAPTAIN - new favourite but I believe that consensus is that he needs to be on everyone's list.

Please restate boffing order, along with photographic evidence to support your claims.

In honour of the Captain's entry into the world of wench (TrevoftheTav's dedication notwithstanding) I give you.

Afternoon all.

Glad to hear everyone is back safely.

I kept having flashbacks to Tom Hiddleston being all commanding and FAF in tight trousers whilst I was teaching equivalent fractions this morning. That can't be good.

Stuff to do. Laters.

In other ANNOUNCEMENTS

1. As below, a restatement of boffing order is required to renew membership of the Tav. Porthos, has been posted at the entrance to ensure all requirements are met.

1. Wenchvaccers have decided in a progressive dictatorial fashion the we require rewatches as per the Tav of ye olde days. From the first week of August we will be rewatching from the beginning. As in the 1630s impromptu mid week rewatches accompanied by commentary is required.

1. Please specify which traditional TM slot is best Sundays at 8 or Fridays at 9pm. Or the mash up that is Sunday at 9pm.

Glad you're back ok.

Boffing order you say? Mine remains unchanged, but I welcome the chance to provide evidence and indicate the magnitude of boffability of each one.

Boffing order remains largely unchanged:

Athos
Athos
Athos
.
.
.
New entry of Trev
.
.
Athos.

The rest, including various one off characters and extras can go on some sort of rota.

Wrt Re-watch - whenever the consensus decided although I do have a soft spot for Sundays at 9.

So why is treville awesome? What happened? Did I miss something?

I say Sundays at 8 or 9 for rewatch.

Boffing order-

1. Aramis
2. Dog (now that he's manned up a bit)
3. Roquefort
4. Porthos
5. Athos
6. Treville … … … …
7. the cardinal

Boffing order:

1. Aramis. So FAF it hurts

. . .

1. Dog. Looking more manly in each series. Love those broadening shoulders
2. Treville. Hoping that the upward trajectory of hotness continues into s3

1. Athos. Like the voice, but that's not enough to compensate for all the moodiness & drinking. Who has the time?

Oh sweet Jesus, I am transfixed by that Aramis gif in my previous post.

Rewatch order:

Friday (as Sundays always mean interruptions re homework & other school related shit)

Sunday 8pm
Sunday 9pm (peak interruption time, no matter how hard I prepare)
With older DCs the interruptions aren't too lengthy though so in theory I could do any time.

Can't watch this on my phone, but scroll down for Santi

I watched a couple of minutes - the TONGUE! He says 'fuck' (ok it's 'oh fuck'). The smirk . Will save the rest for lunchtime, OMFG I can't wait

Thank you!

L'ordre du boff:

1. Aramis (naturellement)
2. Captain Treville (lovely and also FAF)
3. Dog (all growed up)
4. Malcolm Tucker the Cardinal
5. Athos
6. Bonnaire

. . . . . . 242. Vinnie 243. Porthos

I'm probably better for Fridays tbh as DP is more likely to be out so I can watch uninterrupted. But Sundays is our favourite slot so also happy with that.

HE SAID "AH FUCK"!!!!

Ermergerd.

Hmmmm I don't think I ever did state boffing order. First to say they all feature quite highly (if that's possible).

Taking into account what you say re the skipper -

1. Aramis (no change)

1. Athos (was favourite during much of series one before I properly noticed aramis)

Hard one now (nlt). Have listened to your representations re treville but have to stick with...

1. Porthos. Adore porthos as he is so sweet! I know this is not quite how norah sees him, but I think he is by far the nicest musketeer. You best bet for a long term relationship I feel.

1. Treville .

1. Dog. It's not that I don't want to boff dog. Just that the others are even more boffable.

Hope that helps!

Just settling down with & that Santi vid. Just noticed there are vids by Alan Rickman, Ralph Fiennes & Tom Hiddlestone if you scroll down

Ps when I say all of them, I mean all of those 5, not every character in it.

Would not shag vinnie for instance and Kingy (as well documented) makes me shudder.

Other characters I quite fancy are - le may, queenie and the Spanish guy with the special gun-powder (forgotten his name). In that order as 6 - 8.

Totally up for a re watch. Will not be around for big chunk of August though.

I agree with Mavis on all counts really....

Athos
Athos
Athos
.
.
.
New entry of Trev
.
.
Athos.

The rest, including various one off characters and extras can go on some sort of rota.

Wrt Re-watch - whenever the consensus decided although I do have a soft spot for Sundays at 9.

Or...
In my own words
Athos
Athos
Athos
Athos.....
Treville/Aramis/Porthos/Dog in whichever order they happen to turn up if Athos is too exhausted and needs some rest

1.00 Tongue action
1.15 Smirks
1.53 'Ah fuck' ooohhh fuck
2.10 Beard stroking starts

2.30 More tongue action
4.00 MORE tongue action
6.02 Flirty eyebrows < at screeen & flirty eyebrows back>
6.30 Much arm & hand waving
7.32 Smiles
9.50 Extreme close up
11.20 Cheeky smile
14.35 Stare
16.23 Look directly to camera
17.33 More looking directly at camera

Just read that back . I don't wish I could grow a beard to stroke. I want to stroke one attached to a FAF man.

Iambic pentameter

Fhwoar.