Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

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Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

Just spotted a Premierleaguefootballteam leaving for pre-season tour. Few HBFs. Mainly typical footballers though.

Was it a northern one Lyndie?

Fed just won the second set. COME ONNNNNNN!!!!

Afternoon all!

Arf at pissed up Norah Tavern and MN deletion message. I ended up a lot bit pissed in a tent whilst it poured down but we're home now and I am never drinking again.

Off to put some washing on (in honour of Baddz, I wonder how her holiday is going?)

Laters

Hopes Lyndie's travelling is going ok.

Sorry to hear of Madame being so unwell during trip.

Last Sunday wash of the uniforms for a few weeks.

I've not done everything I should have, I have crocheted though!

The deletion message is brilliant.

I've just put on a wash too.

About to kill men of the house. The messy, smelly buggers with their penises.

4th wash done and drying.
Am finished so will, I dunno, fuck about a bit.

And you can stop looking at me like that.

Any reason mouse or just because?

badders will be proud of all the washing we are getting through in her absence.

at posh lounges. Back when I had a career life we used to get to use them depending on ticket, or blag one of the Directors to take us in for free booze on way home .

I've just done all the bedding on a wash. Hope it tumbles dry before DC bedtime. Should have done theirs first eh? Oops. Least mine is back on. Bad would be proud.

Different interpretations of the word 'tidy' minty. Mine involves actual clearing up and putting stuff away, Mr M's involves going into a room, looking round, saying 'well it's not too bad' and leaving.

We (me sparks fancy anne) are at the airport. It is not very posh ( lyndie).

We just waved elk off after doing a typically wenched-up four way tit shot, to the amusement of us and the whole airport cafe, which hopefully she'll be sharing with you later.

Best. Weekend. Eva!

Oh and...

Ah mess blindness mouse. My DH has that too. He can sit and piss about on garage band and not notice the washing pile to go up/Lego apocalypse on floor/cups carrying themselves magically to the kitchen.

bea

Safe travels madame and returning wenches.

Our fecking flight is delayed an hour and a half. Please send HBFs.

Hi wenches

lovely day - lazy morning, then all my boys came home and immediately made the house noisy and messy again but too!

BBQ at friends this afternoon, it managed not to rain which was lovely. Kids are now in bed so peace reigns again.

Washing machine was leaking everywhere, DH seems to have managed to fix it. I was having palpitations at the thought of it being broken in the run up to holidays!!

madame :(

On their way madame

ali glad it's peaceful again. I had no washing machine for a while and it was horrendous!

Madame - I've been saving this for you - hope you like it

I am a rebel and have done no washing today.

Am thoroughly pissed off re tennis

Safe travels wenches

Glad you've got your boys back - the eerie silence when mine are away can be un-nerving. Mine are away next week for nearly three weeks I don't want to think about it really.

Madame and other returning wenches - safe travels home.

I'm having a highbrow evening and watching Henry V. To counteract this Tom Hiddleston is playing the lead. So still wenching, even if it is Shakespeare

I'm still a bit partial to Kenneth Brannagh as Henry V. It's a very masterful role . Mind you we watched the new Disney Cinderella the other day and he did that it was a bit bobbins tbh, even with Robb Stark in it. I can't decide if that means he has gone up or down in the world.

Hope Lyndie is home safe and hope flight for other wenches isn't too delayed. I think you will find we were shagging elves AND dwarves last night. But then you had all the HBFs so we had to make do.....

Hope you are not under canvas tonight Mave and re the boys. Must be horrible.

Oooh letus thank you! I still havent seen jurassic park...

mavis and massive Btw Im round your parts soon...we must sort it aht!

We are at the gate now but not sure when we'll be landing and I dont know if Im going to make the last bus back to mycity or have to spend 100 quid on a taxi. The tension! But mainly and [tired]

Oh great, now the pissed stag do lads have arrived and are being loud and twattish.

I saw Kenneth Branagh in one of those broadcast live from theatre cinema showings last summer in Macbeth. Bloody awesome he was. The entire thing was fab, but he was outstanding.

Elves, dwarves, wildlife presenters, singers. As MrsB said, there weren't any musketeers so what's a wench to do?

Hope you all get home quickly and safely.

I tried to get tickets for that Macbeth LetUs - would love to have seen it. Used to have a bit of a Branagh thing going on - he does give good Bard.

Madame - hope you get home ok, and yes, we must get something organised.

I'm enjoying Henry V. It may have something to do with this.....

I'm home. Did kids bath and bed (which I'd missed oddly!!). Was amazing weekend but there's no place like home. Straight back into it eh?!

Hope remaining wenchvac wenches get home ok. Everyone else ok?