Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

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Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

What light through yonder tent flap breaks?

Tis the east, and santi is the faffest.

Oh madame you're so intellectual! I missed whole chunks of speech when he licked his lips or stroked his stubble

Someone said something to me about going to Santiago and I almost said "Santiago? Where? Let me at him! " before I realised he meant the place...

Friend might have noticed an odd look on my face for a moment...

Oh morelike!

Just watched The Challenge with ds. He has made himself a pauldron to stick on his "aramis costume", aka winter coat. Bless.

Aw madame that's so cute! How're you feeling today after such a long journey yesterday? Were all the returning stags a complete nightmare on the plane?

morelike, the great thing is that in here your's is the sensible reaction.

Afternoon

boffing order:

Tom

Tom

Tom

Tom

Tom

Tom

Oh sorry I mean

Athos

Athos

Athos

Athos

Athos

Athos

Ad infinitum.

Would include Aramis for threesome.

Everyone else (to use a Baddersism) is garnish.

I don't know what the new detail is about Trev but until I get supplementary information: garnish.

The Captain is now ATHOS. . Minister schminister.

Hmmm. On read back that sounds slightly mardy. Sorry. It's that kind of day.

Rewatch - Fridays generally hopeless. There is always something on here. Sunday much better for me. Excellent idea, will look forward to it.

Madame the pauldron on his costume awwwwww! That's adorable. Love him.

Cheer yourself up with the new Homeland trailer - Quinn is in the new series. Zaf is not it seems, but that's to be expected I guess since it is to be set in Germany.

Don't feel obliged to squeeze Trev in , all the more for the rest of us. I have a feeling he's going to be busy.

I wondered when I was typing boffing order if anyone would point out that athos is now the captain.

As long as no one makes any comments about what aramis may be now....

Trev will always be captain to me...

fancy the stags were all put at the back of the plane and we were at the front, so that was ok. I think they were mostly knackered and hacked off at the delay like the rest of us, so they werent too bad.

Restating offing order

1. Athos
2. Treville - which is right where he has always been
3. Dog
4. Porthos
5. Aramis

Re-watching Friday evenings are better for me than Sundays because I do anotherthingwithinternetfriends on a Sunday evening. I will join when I can for either.

Trev will always be captain to me.... And for me madame

Glad you were well away from the stags & that it wasn't too bad.

Offing order ali???? Nooooo!!!!! Dont kill them!!!!

FFS stupid bloody laptop

I'll do Milady. And Trev. I'd let Aramis have a go to see what the fuss was about. Athos...noooo, TB...maybe he'd laugh me into bed?

morethan I know exactly what you mean wrt Porthos. But I'm still in a mood with him, so he has to watch.

Oooh, I'm in the same mood as comtesse by the look of it.

I had the beginnings of a nice dream though.

what was the dream norah?

GOOD EVENING WENCH COLLECTIVE

I too have a revised order of boffage. This appears to have been hotly contested comments may have been misconstrued due to my having had an absolute skinful in the cocktail bar, then been proseccoed up to the eyeballs by Anne

It is as follows...ahem:

ATHOS and by Athos of course I mean the delectable Mr Burke
Trev
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
ATHOS (Tom)
"
"
"
//
"
"
"
"

ATHOS (Tom)
Dog

Sod this. Lets have a game of What's in Tom's pocket

M'lud. The defendant clearly stated that she was starting to sober up before leaving the second bar visited that night. I am willing to state on oath that I heard this comment, therefore her defence that she was absolutely shitfaced is arguable.

Nice try elk

Elk?

Norah I seem to have missed why you are in a mood with porthos.

Btw when I went to Prague we were drinking 12% alcohol larger which you could practically chew. No cocktails or prosecco for us...

fancy you after my job? very good speech though...

Well I could do with a job morelike, so yes please. Er, what is it that you do exactly? I'm guessing that it would be useful to know?

Sailing a bit close the wind there, Elk ?

M'lud I would like to act in my own defence if I may.....

On the evening in question I had plied myself with what amounts to a significant number of Margareeeeeetahhsssss (numbers 3) and a large Singapore Sling, at which point the defendant left the bar due to the general leeriness off the neighbours and repaired, in a slightly staggery fashion, to an alternative venue. At this time she was forced into the back of this alternative venue by Anne - a rather questionable witness, due to her equal state of inebriation - into the close vicinity of a group of HBFs. Clearly the need here was to continue consuming prosecco in large quantities, however the defendant in question began suffering from an acute attack of the room spinnies therefore declined to join in with a third bottle of the stuff. After a couple of glasses of water the spinnies had subsided sufficiently to allow a visit to the WC without any further loss of dignity, and declared herself to be feeling "not as pissed". This was clearly and error of judgement as a result of being extremely pissed indeed, and it is this same error of judgement that led to the erroneous statement that Treville had tipped Athos to the top spot in her boffin order. It is correct to say that her list is "re-jigged", and that Treville does indeed have a spot, however the top spot remains, and will always remain retained faithfully as ATHOS

GAVEL