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Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

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Cinnamoncookie · 11/07/2015 23:05

Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 20/07/2015 07:32

Oooh - Cin says:
Team Tom. Donkey Punch is on Film4 tomorrow (Monday) at 11.15pm. The Radio Times describes it as a 'Lurid but well played thriller'

How on earth am I going to explain that one to DH when it lands on the skybox? Confused Blush

morelikeguidelines · 20/07/2015 07:41

Sorry I missed the re watch but I didn't finish my work in time due to pissing about during the day.

SHOOT DAMN YOU!

morelikeguidelines · 20/07/2015 07:43

elk I find myself saying "I cannot belieeeve" things all the time now.

FolknNorah · 20/07/2015 07:59

MMMOOOOORRRRRNNNIIIIINNNNNNGGGG FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKEEEERRRSSSSZZZZ

Grin Brew

Aww that took me right back. I'll deffo look for my disc and do a Rewatch.

GET TO THE SNUGGERY ASAP PLEASE WENCHES

Errrrrrrrrm. Oh yes, I always do I cannot believe all the time and it makes me Every time Grin

Home the drs goes ok baddersz my darrrrrrlin'

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 20/07/2015 08:05

Good morning. And suddenly Monday's not looking so bad, eh? Santi working the red carpet on Sat night in Marbs.

Hnnnnggggggggggoooooooftttttttt

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Baddz · 20/07/2015 08:42

Morning my lovlies

Sorry I missed the rewatch last night...was trying to sort ds2 out.
Am bleeding again so it's all a bit crap.
Off to Dr at 9.30.
Laters wenches.
Donkey punch, you say?

FancyFancy · 20/07/2015 09:12

Morning. Lovely Santi pic there sparks

Good luck at the Dr's today badders

Will look in the Snug later norah, am off out in a minute.

MadamedeChevreuse · 20/07/2015 09:14

DAY OFF NO SCHOOL RUN!!! DAY OFF NO SCHOOL RUN!!!

LetUsPrey · 20/07/2015 09:15

Morning wenches.

Good luck at the doctors Badderz.

I am moving in slow motion today.

MadamedeChevreuse · 20/07/2015 09:15

Ds is peacefully drawing star wars in his pjs. Im peacefully eating breakfast in my pjs. Ahhhh this is the life...

morelikeguidelines · 20/07/2015 09:15

Lovely Santi pic.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 20/07/2015 10:03

No Day off school just yet, but DH does the Monday school run, which meant I could collapse back in bed with thumping head and fizzy/jaggy lines Sad Am moving in slow motion for completely different reasons to LetUs. Probably shouldn't be in the computer, but deadlines and all that... (DH says I look rough which is always good because then I'm obviously not malingering.)

Badders hope the Dr went ok and they were actually helpful

Alibabsandthe40Musketeers · 20/07/2015 10:14

Helen look after yourself please wench, we don't want any plague victims!

Madame I am jealous, although that will be me on Saturday morning having breakfast outside in my pjs on holiday Grin

Baddz hope the GP can help. When DS2 eventually stopped BFing, I bled non-stop for 3 weeks - hopefully it's just a hormone thing for you too.

DS2's last day at preschool today! He was being very brave but I know he's sad because a lot of his friends aren't going to the same school.
I've got three days now to get us ready to go on holiday and get the house straight. I am writing lists.

Baddz · 20/07/2015 10:16

Ds been re referred back to paed. Upped his meds.
I am on a wait and see approach (that is they are doing fuck all :)) if it gets worse or I am in a lot pain go back.
We shall see.
Huge wait list (4 months) to see Gynae so I'm not holding my breath there.
Do any other wenches DC just want to sit around playing computer games all day?
I have suggested a trip to the cinema...no.
Trip to town....no
Walk....no.
So, fuck em. I'm off to bed :)

Baddz · 20/07/2015 10:17

They think it's hrt related Ali...which it could well be but God, I feel rough :(
They want me to have a blood test to see if I'm anaemic but I have to go to local hospital to get it done and I just dont feel well enough to drive myself...

Alibabsandthe40Musketeers · 20/07/2015 10:26

Aww baddz it's rubbish :( Can your DH not duck out of work and take you? I would probably take iron tablets as a precaution, it can't hurt.

Yes my two would happily play xbox all day if we let them - they rotate around Minecraft, Lego Hobbit and Lego Marvel Superheroes at the moment. They will be deprived entirely while we are on holiday, so I will let them have a couple of days in front of it when we get back while I do the unpacking and the laundry Grin

Really must get on, have got a pedicure booked in an hour and I've done nothing this morning.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 20/07/2015 10:30

Badders DS would never be off his computer if we didn't limit his time. So the he shuts it down and is glued to the TV instead Hmm Not sure that's any better

And why on earth can't your GP take the bloods and send them off? Useless people.

Baddz · 20/07/2015 10:36

It's a 6 week wait at my surgery for a blood test!

Baddz · 20/07/2015 10:37

and I've just rung up and am sending my ironing out to be done
FUCK IT

LetUsPrey · 20/07/2015 10:51

DS1 comes off the computer and goes straight on to his tablet. Tell him to come off them, he watches TV. Have to make him do other stuff.

Badderz and Helen.

LetUsPrey · 20/07/2015 10:52

Aramis is FAF

LetUsPrey · 20/07/2015 10:54

But I think my iPad is too slow to let me be the one to finish off

LetUsPrey · 20/07/2015 10:54

This

LetUsPrey · 20/07/2015 10:55

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