Swagger Inn Thread 103 - Wenches Win the Internet

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Some of us are sat in the communal tavern bed eating cake and being drunk. Some of us are on a forrinholiday having a very successfull and enjoyable time.

Some of us would like this

Woohoo lyndie are you up ready to leave or are you like me and get up regardless?
We miss you but wish it could have been for a week or two as it seem such fun!

Morning wenches!

Time for a little decoration...

In a taxi Norah.

I have been waking early despite being child-free which is annoying.

Cin WW is definitely not a B cup.

Wenches rule. I love everything right now.

Morning.

Morning

I'm hiding in bed. I'm determined to have a lie in. Even until 8.30 will do!

lyndie brilliant news about the weekend. Safe travels back.

Norah glad your head is ok.

I had a brilliant evening in the tavern thanks to all of the wenches company.

Lyndie did you cop a jolly good feel to check ?

Morning! Excellent thread finishing Cinn.

Hmmm slashy Steve B fanfic. I think I'll leave it and use my imagination.

Hope all travelling wenches have no delays etc. Travel safe.

Morning wenches!

Sounds like all the wenchvaccers had an amazing time!

Our internets been down for a couple of days, sorry I didnt update about DS. He has campylobacter, so quite unpleasant but thank goodness it wasn't E. coli.

Anyway DH is away again, so I'm going to be taking a little break from mn, as I just literally haven't the time at the moment.

Keep my seat warm and I'll see you in a few weeks! Xxxxxxxx

Glad he's ok, hav a good rest and see you when you get back.

Safe journeys for you all my lovelies.

I'm sorry I just don't get the Steve b thing at all.

I hope your DS is back to normal soon well

norah I don't get the Steve thing either plus you would never know what he had in his pocket

Morning wenches.

WellErrr - pleased that test results are not E. coli and hope DS is feeling a lot better very soon.

MNHQ have deleted the duplicate thread. Thanks MNHQ

They liked the cake

Off to nearbybigtown today to try to get this bra thing sorted.

Morning wenches

That's good news well. And we'll see you when you're ready.

Safe journey home to the far away wenches.

norah no hangover at all today? I am quite envious

The peanut and tentacles are back to normal, thank God and I'm having a cup of tea in bed.

Gargh! Soooo behind! Me and several wenches flying home tonight, checking out soon. I had a wench fail and true to form was ill most of the trip.

But I think I get wench points for vomming spectacularly then going out for dinner 5 mins later last night

Wenchvac update: The captain is officially the nicest HBF and has cruised to nearly the top of all of our lists. and allegedly briefly to the TOP of elks hahahahaha

MNHQ said this

I do luff MNHQ. They tolerate us very well all things considered.

Bless HQ they're great sports.

And I knew I always liked the captain.

Who was drunk?
We don't stand for that sort of nonsense around here thank you very much!

Back from bra shopping. 32E. Got a couple of nice new bras.

Watching the tennis now. Come on Federererererer!

And no, Norah, I don't know who was drunk either. Disgraceful behaviour.

Unless it's this kind of drunken behaviour , then the more disgraceful the better

Mmmmm Federer. Yup, would.

Though he would have to keep his headband on.

Can't stand Federer. Slimy git. Would not even if he was the last man on earth!!

Don't actually like Novak much either so not exactly invested in this final!!

Just waiting on last flight home. Can't wait.

Are we getting pics LetUs?!

He's just had his top off Lyndie. Going to have to disagree.

Do they still do free booze and sarnies in BA lounge?

Federer I wouldn't, but I think he's the best tennis player ever. Needs to get his act together today though. Dustin Brown's nice

You never know Lyndie, you never know

MrsB there is hot food!! Curry, chilli, pasta. Loads of bread and salad. Loads of fruit, biscuits, crisps. Loads of booze. Unfortunately as I'm not with DH I'm only in The Galleries and not in the First one but it is a massive treat compared with sitting in a sweaty plastic seat with the great unwashed (only joking).

Missed the top off. Will reserve judgement.