Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Morning

Morning drinky

Morning norah who are those blokes on the news? The main bit amd the weather. they're not hot

No idea, I'm sat with my coffee enjoying the silence.

Oh. No no, a child had arrived.

Morning

Bye he split second of news. Hello Bubble Guppies.

Morning baddz

I feel your pain Drinky
No doubt it will be top gear or some suchshite when I go downstairs

Another child is here now and we are watching Big Bang Theory.

I tell a lie
It's a programme about police drug dogs

Morning wenches.

Budge up on the sofa. There's fresh tea and coffee at the bar.

Lego Ninjago here. Usual sporting stuff for the DC today and family visiting.

Happy fathers day everyone!!!!

My manahape is in bed with a headache, which he never normally gets. So I'm quite enjoying it tbh."oh poor you, it does really hurt doesnt it?"etc.

DC are not back yet so I am going to run walk slowly to the shop and get some stuff for dinner.

When the DC arrive home I will be casually suggesting we do some rewatching in between chores. And tonight I fancy this - but actually it's Sunday so I will have thi:

I had a lie-in, until 7.30!!!! When I say lie-in, ds2 probably came in with us before 7 but I'm not sure. At one point all the males were downstairs playing on various devices/watching cartoons while I was in bed upstairs in peace, and that's what counts.

Plans for Father's Day picnic have been somewhat changed due to hay fever (his) and weather (sadly not in my control). Riverside walks and trips on the river ferry are out, local science centre and playing around with stuff is in however no ice cream parlour at science centre

May other wenches Sunday plans go as smoothly.

Off to pils for lunch
Dc playing on the ps3
Just had a shower
Need to finish packing ds1s bag for his trip

Morning. Babymouse and I are still in bed - both ill. Toddler and Mr M are up and doing stuff. I neither know nor care what it is.

I'll do a nice dinner of some sort, dunno what yet.

Friends on the way to install a lock on the bin

We tidied up and dressed. I even ironed 3 things. 10 to go

My summer wardrobe doesn't fucking work without the iron

Oh mouse
What's up?
Drink...my summer wardrobe doesn't actually fit me

Fucking hell! I just went to post a Father's Day pic & message on FB & uploaded one of Porthos instead

Hang on...why aren't my dad faces coming out right?
That should have been sad faces in my last post!

Morning.

I was awake and up before 7 this morning which is all well and good but there are no dcs here . I have, you will all be delighted to hear, broken the back of the paperwork. So that's nice.

I hope everyone has a lovely day. I'm off to make some early lunch the off to the olds this arvo.

I don't have a summer wardrobe, if it's really hot I may remove my cardie and hand it to lyndie.

Morning, am lazing around in here because I really should be out mowing the lawn, putting a wash on and going to the shops - where did all the marmite go FFS?

Smart sounding girl that one comtess, glad the chat went well.

Loving the mental picture of mavis the furniture removal wench.

Another one relieved to hear that drink wasn't planning to iron her pubes away.

Hope the suffering wenches have a better day today

Just a cold type thing badders nothing much but it's making me feel icky. And BM is teething.

Summer wardrobe? I think that's my winter wardrobe minus tights.

Afternoon wenches!