Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Drink you are ironing your nether regions?

Once. I've not had that many martinis. I have

Sounds like one of the Cardinsl's punishments that Liv

Mavis

Who else has seen the ponytail pic? Not sure I can do a link

I love Buffy. I have the whole serie on DVD

That's one of my fave eps of buffy
Love the ponytail pic. Phwoar
Am watching father ted on Netflix

I just ran in to shout Drink do NOT get the iron & epilator mixed up

What's this b cream then? Why does it take an hour to work?

I've just sent a strop email re my Collagen eye patches which 3 weeks down the line STILL appear to be in Hong Kong I ordered them with Amazon Prime so was expecting them the next day. FMCEP.

I'll link as I've run out of pic allowance.

In an attempt to sober up a bit I've gone outside to just take sine air. I've just tetras the Sspaniel fingers. Not sober, but have now given myself raging horn

Hey Wicked

Ponytail porn

Comtess

Hi Comtesse

God, that SF latest was dangerous enough without Prosecco. That's a combustible combination.

Mmm Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy. Niiiiiiice

Looks like drinks all round. Boys asleep at last.

Babymouse has figured out how to escape from his highchair, which is a rip off of one of those stokke type things. He stands up and just climbs out. My sternest look and 'sit down' doesn't work. He just laughs at me and imitates. 'Ssssssssssittttt, mummy hahahahahaha'
How do you wenches with more than two do it?? I feel like I'm ageing years in minutes.

And for a while I thought drink was going to iron her nether regions.

I meant re-read not tetras.

Dangerous combo prosecco and SF and Mr C who is all pleased with himself for an impressive not out score in the cricket today and has subsequent swagger (bit not a ponytail )

Tetris, comtess?

mave thats a lovely song. I love amelie. If you can play even a tiny bit of that youre very clever. Im rubbish at the piano.

Oooh - teatox! I too can totally do that. does 8 cups a day with milk and sugar count?

Loving pissed comtesse.

drinky awwww dont feel bad. It is all totally normal. As is small kids needing telling 20 times and still not doing what you ask. Hope her foofs ok. She is very lovely and dare I say, a chip off the old block perhaps?

Oh mouse I once had am incident using the little harness thing with the Tripp trap where one of them climbed out and then ended up hnging off the back of it suspended by the harness. He lived tho.

Honestly it does get easier. Promise. Soon enough you'll be worrying about them having gf's or bf's with clit tshirts or the like.

Have just downed some soda water.

Oh and definitely Hello to Jason isaacs. Yum

I totally thought drink was going to iron her pubes as prep for depilating too.

Ooooh buffy. I miss that. Did I mention that film that I was boring on about the other week has Riley from Buffy in it too? As well as romola garai, elliot from et, new superman, AND bill nighy.

I Capture the Castle. Prob still on iplayer wenches. Its a corker.

I saw that the other night Madame! Some gorgeous clothes in it.

I am not here. I am asleep in bed. honest guv. (I have to be out of the house at 5:20am - bleurgh.)

Loving pished Comtess, and Drink ironing her pubes to Drink actually, or more usefully because you sound like you could do with a break...
I miss Buffy too. Though not as much as DH does

night all...

OMG Peter Capaldi is on Peep Show!