Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

[Baddz]

Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Sorry to see bads awake at 2am. We've had all sorts of insomniacs recently, haven't we?

Morning.

Is it OK for me to start new thread? I think we have to have our pic from JP

Today at work I have to continue archiving. Which I finally started yesterday. You know when you keep putting something off, dreading it, and then when you finally get down to it, it's not as bad as you thought. This. Why do we do 'this'?

Start away Sparkle!

Morning wenches

Back to work this morning. Got to do some reading assessments. The end of term is always so bitty.

Flops I hope you're comfier today.

Have a good day all

Morning wenches.

No idea chaise but I do it all the time too

Dooooooo iiiiiiit Sparkle

Hope you're not too tired today Badderz.

Wenchy wishes for ailing wenches and wenches missing their DC.

Cloudy here yet pollen is very high. Thanks for that

I have neither read nor retained the fucking thread, soznotsoz, so I'll just fling open the shutters and shout morning fuckersz at the top of my voice as I run off to be busy.

MMMOOORRRRNNNIIINNNGGGGG FFFFFUUUCCCKKKEEERRRSSSSSSZZZZZZ

Morning -

Officially hello and welcome to the newbies.

It seems like we just had thread 100.

Work today. Boo. But almost the weekend and tomorrow is Musketeer Friday. Which episode can I manipulate the boys pick??

Morning, I'm off to a 'back to work' er thing today, then have a govs meeting, so limited wenching time for me.

for badders with added caffeine, how did DS enjoy his trip?

Hope the assessments go well minty - how are you feeling now?

Know that feeling all too well chaise . I always get such a relief of relief & satisfation when it's complete too, you think I'd learn.

, it will be interesting for you to see if the dynamics are different with eldest DS away

I think he is looking at the dolphin who looks suspiciously like Athos.

Maybe dog and con have a bayyyybeeeee and they are at the christening.

Norah.....feelexactly the same 're s2 and3 :(
Flops....ok?
Fancy...he had a great time. The breakfasts were fab apparently.
Chaise...thanks. feel rough as fuck this morning but washing on line, another load on, pack.up.made, dishwasher emptied and refilled
That's me done for today
Off.to get bloods done and an ecg. How exciting.

Morning.

Oooh fancy are you going back to work soon then? Are you looking forward?

It's Glasto this weekend!!!!!

I haven't watched it properly for years and Im sick of being clueless about new music so Im darn well gonna watch this year. Plus I looooove Florence ATM, am glad dave grohl fell off the stage tbh. (Sorry dave.)

Festival stories anyone?

Oh, and well done wellerrsz, it might not be as easy tonight or tomorrow (hopefully will be though of course) and keep an eye on the old norks in case you develop mastitis. Soz if it sounds a bit lectury, you probs already know all that but, you know, you're a wench now and we looks out for each other innit.

Morning all! Uncomfortable night and I appear to have the shits today, so thanks for that . Back is meh but no sciatic pain down left leg, so bonus although the left leg has always been the very least of my problems so of course that's the one the docs are trying to fix

I'm in the 'want-to-rest-but-can't-get-comfy' stage. Whatever happens today wenches, don't let me sink to the feathery strokery lows of yesterday, 'K?

Morning.

That's 'kay norah. I know you come as a pair. Now then, meals are served at 8, 1 and 6. Snacks halfway between those. If you feel a bit peckish, TM will show you the self service options. Please mind the geeky crap and Lego everywhere.

Cwtches for the insomniacs. I still get the occasional night where I have it. It's a pain.

badders you take care of yourself.

Morning!

Thanks norah - spent much of the night massaging a blocked duct broken up by helping DS through his night terrors. But it's done the trick, much more comfortable now. But I think that was the last feed .
Need to have another one now....

madame I have loads of good festival stories, will have to come back later when it's not mad school/breakfast time.

baddz can't believe how much you had done by 8.13! You is hardcore

Well, S3 can't come soon enough for me. I suspect all of Team Aramis would say the same. But then we have far greater reasons than other Teams....

Morning all.

Can't get comfy? Well I'm sure he'll take your mind off it.

WellErrr - tell us more of your dog Are we going to have cute tavern puppies?

Badders how's the tooth now?

for Comtess re. MrC and DS1

MrsB how late did you have to stay up to avoid MrB being awake then?

Sparks - dddddddddooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttt (have you done it yet?)

Where's Drink got to?

I am working on the new project today, and I am tidying the house, and I am helping with preparations for another plant sale, and I am definitely not faffing online. So I am spinning in circles like one of those magnetic things that can't decide where it's meant to go so just spins on the spot and achieves nothing

Oh bugger - washing. Still in the machine.

I've just noticed that we've almost got to the end of this thread. anyone want me to start the new one?

Oops, just saw sparks post. Go for it sparks.

Morning.

Love the new Athos pic and the Czech video. He's looking FAF, although I do like his hair a bit shorter and a proper beard. Haven't watched the others yet. The costumes are confusing me a bit, he seems to be in the old one in the video.

I've saved the omnibus edition of Cyrano, it's here if anyone wants to download it:
Omnibus Edition of Cyrano de Bergerac

for Flops and Baddz and any other wench in need.

Have a good day all.

I too can't wait for season 3 and I enjoyed season 2. I only haven't bought the DVD because I have then recorded but I will at some point. It is going to be epic.

Morning lovelies
Kudos to all bf wenches! I am a 2 time bf failure and and always slightly in awe of women who manage it!
Wellerr...thank you...I am laundry wench. I do sports kits too so any sticky grubby clothes uniforms you need sorting send them my way
Tooth hurts sporadically so better than it was.
I am sat waiting for my blood test then off to shops with mum and friend.
Flops...you take care my love. I felt very sick after mine
New thread already!? Blimey we do witter on don't we?

Morning all.

Badders don't say that!! It's a mystery to me why some succeed and others don't. I was fine, my DSis had an absolute mare. Thank goodness you have safe alternatives if needed and I bet your boys thrived.

MrsB ok? Hope all is calm.

Huge list of things to do today including plant out final plants, go to library, buy last minute holiday bits, DC school concert and washing (obviously).