Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

That's the right costume MrsB thanks!! Not the picture I was after but I know where to search now.

Lovely Porthos and Aramis picture!!

Yes to what Lyndie said about the recruitment procedure Obviously bribes in the form of sexy pics are totally acceptable although they may not sway our decision

I'm off into town to buy a new handbag if I can find one big enough to carry all the essentials - phone, iPad, chargers etc

Ok, so I may have been wrong about there not being any new recruits from twitter...

Hi wenches , I'm back from the hospital. All went well I think, sore and feeling a bit sick and dizzy so could you send Dog for some strokery sorcery please .

Passes Dog over to Flopsy - I would give you a hug lovely but I've just been in the dungeon Have him for as long as you need, just send him back in one piece

No florah you are not going to be getting any feathery strokery shit.
I can only ^imagine* how you'll feel later when you read that back. Mortified I expect.
Now. We can do gentle, but NOT feathery strokery. 'K?

The very idea.....

Have just caught up with the thread. Cripes and lawks a mercy! JP did the wenchi a pic! (sorry very behind as you can see)

Oh and Wellers, if you are still around, at 10mths most definitely can drink the vino and breastfeed. Best time is when they've just fed and dropped off for a sleep in the evening as alcohol goes into your breastmilk at the same rate as into your blood and disappears at the same rate as well. So as long as you aren't necking it, and have a long-ish gap between feeds (at least 1 hour per unit drunk), you and baby will be fine as there shouldn't be any alcohol left in your milk.

feathery stroking, perish the thought. You look after yourself.

Hey issy, that sounds like it'll be both lovely and painful. I'm sure DrIssy will make you some restorative cocktails for after the event.

I'm so fed up with my f-ing job! Bloody IT shit all the time, I think my hair is starting to fall off because of the stress! Been bawling my eyes out today, I'm so tired! I need chocolate cake! And Athos!!!!

Oh ww.

How long till your holiday? You hang in there. I'm sending Athos in leather trousers with dammsugare - both the appliance and the confectionery/baked good. Is that ok with the Athos wenches? I know I don't have athos dispensation.

That cheered me up Mouse

Liv have fun handbag shopping.

flops lots to drink and rest. Make a dog pillow.

I fell asleep. For hours. I never do that in the day. Was woken up by school ringing to see if I'll be well enough to be back in tomorrow. I think I sounded like a loon!!!

Afternoon.

In that new pic, Aramis is gloriously FAF sparks you're right. I'm so glad they haven't arsed around with his facial hair!

flopsy, shall I ask for that post to be deleted for you? You'll only look back on in and cringe otherwise. Glad you're back & hope you're feeling better soon. Here's a little distraction.

DS arrived home & distracted me. for ww

I bought a HUGE handbag and in record time - and it was only £20! I can now keep all my essentials in it although I probably won't be able to carry it

Mouse Don't worry about Athos dispensation - you know they don't mind him being passed around

That's good livia, dare I ask what your 'essentials' are?

I love handbags, how they look and I admire them a lot odd I know but I'm rubbish. I only have keys and phone and purse in there and end up putting things in my pockets!

Glad flops is home safe.
Has Liv found a nice handbag yet?

I'm the opposite minty, carrying stuff around annoys me & if I can get away with just using my pockets, I do . It has been known for me to completely forget I have my handbag with me & leave it behind.

I've left my handbag lots too Fancy!
DH carries things for me sometimes.

Oh thank god it's not just me .

I'd like to pretend that it's because I have more important things on my mind than my accessories. But the reality is more like

I'm with fancy. Whilst I like looking at handbags if I can get away with not carrying one I will.

And my family seem to assume I'm some sort of packhorse if I've got one with me. I end up carrying Mr Ms phone, wallet, kindle, random crap the kids want to take out with them.