Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

That's why he looks fitter as well - we have been keeping him very busy

Liv I didn't realise we were sharing him with others

Madame I'm not sad about potential newbies, but wondered if we'd have another mini influx to prepare for!!

MrsB forgot to say well done, you're ace.

Getting my hair done today. A month overdue but delayed due to impending holidays and wanting to look nice for them.

LetUs I'm honoured to have been in your dream. You would look hawt in a red suit with a nipped in waist and skirt and heels and.......

Layers.

Morning
Good answer re: Aramis minty, hope you have a restful day.

No dreams to report here, TM or wench related. Yesterday all I can remember from my dreams was the word 'liquorice'. Must try harder subconscious. Much harder.

Morning all!

Well done Sparks for getting us 'out there'. It's about time.

I'm getting my hair done for holidays today too, but it's a DIY job. Am sitting here with colour on my roots. Ugh!

Good luck for today Flops.

Watched another ep of The Hour last night. Not enough Bill.

He knows I am upset and angry at him flops hence the Whiney texts
Twat

He knows I am upset and angry at him flops hence the Whiney texts
Twat

I will assume you meant me again baddersz because I knew he knew which is why I asked about the feathery strokery texts iyswim?

The good thing about Dog is, and I think we all agreed on this, that he'd have plenty of 'go' in him. eh?

oooh my poor florah I hope she's ok.

Back at work - still shite.

A bit of diverse Santi to satisfy us all. desired

Morning wenches.

Newbies? Are there going to be more?

I actually misread whiney texts as Whitney texts . I thought he might have been sending Whitney Houston lyrics by text.

Morning wenchi.

Thinking of you this morning Floppers . Really hope it offers some relief for you.

Arf at Whitney Houston by text

Lyndie We aren't - but we might have to occasionally in case Wellerrr tries to move in on the Cardinal

Norah Definitely - he could go for hours and still be able to service an extra couple of wenches

Anne That shot of Santi in the White uniform is kind of hot . Obviously he's no PC or Luca but he does look rather nice!

Gotcha Liv.

Team Athos I saw a really nice TB pic recently that I can't find again. He was in a maroon velvet jacket but in a traditional style, maybe Victorian/Regency period? Not the purple trousers one, maybe from a play or something? Think he might be holding a wine goblet or similar. Ta.

It's not this one is it Lyndie?

Can I submit an application to team Dog please?

No that's the purple trousers one. It's definitely a period look rather than modern.

Minty/Cake Liv and I will discuss any potential vacancy and application initiation process. Be ready.

I'll just stick a wash load on. People keep using towels!!

Oh ffs.
Norflops is too much for my poor vadge brain!
Back from my errands/shopping this morning.
Lovely sunny day so of course I have a bad headache.
FMH

I do prefer Santi clean shaven I must say Lancelot

Badz cup of something warm and a bag of frozen peas on your neck? Might help.

I think I prefer a clean shaven santi too.

Does S3 dog not look a bit like this guy? It might be swaying my opinion towards him a bit.

I think he does Mouse!

I've taken some tablets.
And had a banana.
I may watch some TV.
I'm certainly not doing any bloody housework today!
One load on line.
I stripped the beds yesterday and got the bedding all dry.
Ds1 back today! did I mention that already!?

Was it this one Lyndie? From Great Expectations.

Dear God, S3 just keeps getting better & better. Can he GET any FAFFER???