Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

I'm off to bed but I'll pop into the tavern tomorrow. Will be thinking of you

Lost in your cleavage? I don't think he'd complain...

Oh, and Jess, be a love and put lots more of this in S3.

Off to dream of men stuck in my cleavage.

So are you minty, removing yourself from the Aramis queue!

Sweet dreams

Why can't I sleep

Hey meatball, I'm hungry and sore and hungry and want more drugs You?

My turn to not sleep!! Some weird firework thing going off in mycity. And it's warm too!! And I'm thinking too much.

Have we got supplies in for the inevitable run of newbies? I'll do a wee stock take of the bar.

Hope Floppers and Wicked dropped off eventually.

MMMMMMMOOOOORRRRNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSZZZZZZZ

Hope you got some sleep wenchitas, I actually did because there was no worry about me talking, so yay me!

Good luck today florah I will be rubbing you down for the day, although as I've just had a shower they aren't cold atm. Hope that's ok for you?

watch you don't suffocate poor wee Dog in those minty 'k?

Morning all.

So - an influx from the twittersphere you say? Do I clean the tavern like a demon, or let them take us as they find us?
Hmmm...

Well seeing as it's a work day, I'll do the usual once round mop/polish/dishwasher/bar re-stock, but they'll just have to cope with the state of the chaise and I'll leave a few extra cleaning supplies outside Liv's door.. I'll re-cover it tomorrow, or at the weekend. Or whereer I remember or someine else beats me to it. We may need the flame-thrower to be honest, it's been a while.

Floppers - good luck - lie back and think of Porthos.

NOw I must do the RL thing again..........

Laters.

PS Norah - if you're still stuck for a sentence...
"She looked in horror at the state of the room..." run with that one "Or the room looked like it had been ransacked"

Morning wenches
Hope people slept in the end.

No voice this morning as I have pharyngitis and still went to work Monday and yesterday, so today I'm actually going to do what the doctor said and rest.

Norah I promise Dog is in full working order!!

Fancy yes I'm resigning from the Aramis queue. He's still extremely boffable though!

Floppers all things crossed for you this morning.

Helen I can whip (nlt) up a nice crochet cover for the chaise if you wish.

Good luck flops my love x
Ds1 back today...hurrah!
I am still not speaking to DH which is quite easy as he is the U.S. He keeps,sending pathetic texts which are irritating me even more. Sigh.

Morning wenches.

Hope it goes well today Flopsy

And hope you're feeling better too Minty

Another shit sleep here. I dreamt that I was with Mouse and Lyndie and we were challenging the fuckwits on that other thread. It was exhausting and depressing. Then I was woken up because I had a pain (think it's sciatica) under my bottom and that took ages to go but I'm lucky because it's only that. At some point Lyndie showed me a red suit in Next she thought I should buy.

So I'm tired and fed up from dealing with the fuckwits, even though it was only a dream.

aww poor minty

ugh, is he doing feathery strokery by text baddersz?

Morning.

Flops, thinking of you today. We've got you.

No-one from Twitter actually been brave enough so far then?

Oh & I'm eating wooohoooo.

I did it though - 500 cals! I am so pleased with myself I'm almost forgetting that I've got to do it twice every weeks for the next 7

Thanks Letus and Norah

I hate vivid and annoying dreams. Leaves you all confused when you wake up.

Sparkles well done! Ignore those days until they come!

flops and and today xxxx

Dont be sad lyndie but I dont think there'll be an influx of newbies from twitter - Im not sure it was that obvious from jess's photo that she was referring to a fan forum?

sparks well done with the diet thing you dont need to but anyway

I had sexy dreamtimes two nights in a row! Not about musketeers though.

Night before last billy bragg was giving me a guitar lesson and shuffled up close to me suggestively and put his arm round me. And then I woke up.

Last night I dreamt I was about to get boffed by one of a pair of twins I went to school with. But it was the one I didnt actually fancy.

However, by my standards, these are pretty impressive sexytime dreams. So well done subconscious.

Off to work now.

Morning

Hope you other insomniacs got some sleep in the end as well!

Poor Minty

Good luck Flops!

Hugs to all my wenches!

Morning wenches

Just catching up - at the Jess pic to us - Sparks you are a total legend

Am pissing myself laughing at non swearing Norah and non pervy WW - although obviously I didn't swear or perv before I became a wench obviously!

Don't know where that extra 'obviously' came from

Minty Oh Dog is definitely in working order just about although he has been introduced to some 'interesting' new practices by me and the Cardinal

Liv I thought he looked more worldly in this next series