Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Thanks comtesse

Oops. Must be on my best behaviour now. Ahahahahaha.
Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Oh look, a flying pig.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well done Sparks. He does look FAF. But not as FAF as Santi obviously.

Dog looks very nice.

Brilliant Sparks. Twitter gold once again.

I hereby renounce any preference for LOTR, Marvel, Hobbit or any other HBFs that I may have stated earlier.

My list is Athos / Tom ad infinitum. For preference ParisTom but frankly any which way. Even with the dodgy scarf.

Just clearing that up. In case. Obvs.

though Sharpe is on Netflix Two episodes and the later one

Jessica Pope come out and state your business

I like to be polite.

Now then. Off for a early night. Eyes feel needles being poked in. Nice.

Oh and JP. I know you've been reading as there was too much on our S2 want list that we got. So thanks for that. Keep taking notes. We love you. keep tying up Tom Burke

Well now, if we're re-stating wish lists:

Flirty Aramis
Happy Aramis
Aramis in grey billowy shirt
Aramis with no shirt
Flirty Aramis
Sharp-shooting Aramis
Fighty Aramis
All of them together, winding up Treville
Flirty Aramis

Did I mention flirty Aramis?

Hellooooo there mrs cake, and welcome to the tav, Anne or cinn will run you through the shitload few rules, 'K?

Well, in preparation for having the spinal injection thingy tomorrow, I lured MrFlops up to bed for a 'cuddle'....

Oit! Fancy! Did I see you mention Justified somewhere? I started watching it tonight...bloody marvellous. DH actually got me hooked on it by saying, "You'll fancy the lead" and proceeded to fast-forward until there was a lovely shot of said lead (Timothy Olyphant) FAF IN A HAT!

Helloooo Flopsy. I used to frequent the tavern briefly as MrsMinton. I was team Aramis.

Now I'm leaning towards Dog...

You having spinal jabs??

Ah, minty!!!!!! Welcome back in that case! Don't leave us again
Yes, got shitty disk problems; one's bulging, one's out so painkilling jabs tomorrow [shocked]

Ooh flopsy another Justified fan . I'm horribly behind - have only watched the first two series so far & need to rewatch them before starting on s3 so I can remember the plot.

TO is rather hot, but my absolute fave is Tim, must be something about good shots , love his snark too. I have a soft spot for Art (nlt) as well.

Oh Flops is that tomorrow? Hope it goes ok and it alleviates the pain.

Wear your best knickers, none of the holey grey ones ok?

it's me! Thank you.

Yuck! My DH has those. They do really help. He's had them into his facet joints too. Plus a nerve burn. he's very broken and it wasn't me!
Are you having physio after?

Good luck with that tomorrow flopsy

Gentle for tomorrow Flopsy

Right it's Tuesday so it's the chateau for me with Aramis

Night lovely wenches

Night Letus

Thank you all...it will be fine I'm sure. I keep telling myself that it can't get any worse

Night letus

Shall I keep on pushing minty? Are you sure, you're nearly falling over?

Happy landing!

DH is usually a bit sore at the sight the next day but nothing ibuprofen doesn't fix. Then he's a bit comfier each day.
Make sure you get a cuppa off them and a biscuit!!

Poor Dog. I may squash him...or lose him in my cleavage...actually shove me again!!!

Thank you minty