Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Oh yes mouse so I do..
But only because it makes me thinking of all of yous being all sleepy and cuddly and grumpy as I fling open the shutters.

That sounds a bit……rude well

He also needs to shout 'ride that bicycle, YEAH' and whoop like a cowboy.

Forgot that bit.

MrHelen would find that highly amusing idea. And the way I feel right now I'd probably puke all over the floor/myself/him/anything in reach.

Save a bike horse - ride a musketeer That would probably make me burp too, but be more fun.

Oh Fancy

I know, I say the nicest things don't I ww

Perfect pervy wench It's so beautiful!

GET WENCHING, WENCHES!

We may be under scrutiny right now

SHIT I used up all my pic allowance! Someone put the pic in here please!

Here you go...

Haaaaaawwwwww a pic and a message from Jess Pope just for our 100th birthday!!!!!!

Well done sparks!!!

Evening wenchi

I fucking LOVE a sweary Apricot, just makes me beam. Sorry if I'm a contributing factor on the sweary front. I can't help it. It's part of the language where I come from .

Glad Wellerr has staked her claim on Dog on her boff list.

Frankly very shocked about the Freddie Mercury allegations tho

WW very nice kok.

Anyone seen the Cyrano review I retweeted. 'Majestic' . Happy with that.

Off to eat. Intrigued WTAF Sparks has eaten to fill her up. I need some.

God I am liking series 3 dog.

BLOODY BRILLIANT SPARKS!!!!

Night wenches

Oh yeh comtesse thanks for reminding me.

Evening Madame any improvement on the job?

comtess - yes, I saw - nice review. I did have a lovely time listening to that while i was working last week.

Its utterly shite helen but thanks for asking. How are things with you?

S3 Dog looks frigging lovely there. Dammit he's pretty.

Yes yes Dog is pretty

Fucking cunt bollocks.
Soz.

And I think you'll find that you have me to thank for taking hours out of my busy schedule to search through sparkwrszsesz twat just to find the twat I needed, fave, retwat and reply.

And as you all know, I'm not a natural twat.
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Fantastic work sparks

Thanks also to JP, nice pic!

pffft. I lack motivation and have another pointless appraisal tomorrow. And I just took on another project which I am ignoring tonight.

And I'm knackered. So I'm heading for the hayloft.

Night all...

Wenches I was just Tumblr-ing and saw the picture of a very boffable Dog! Nice work!!!

Ouch Fancy

Oh I'm so happy that finally JP has recognised the wench collective. Marvellous work Sparks. And well done all with the retwattery especially from unaccustomed twatters

I've just rescued the third mouse of the day. Or it's the same (very stupid) one AGAIN

Tom, you're still the FAFFEST. Obvs. #justclarifying #justifyoureherelooking