Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Even, mouse, are you moving in on my Norah?

I'm getting naughty thoughts now imagining Tom/Athos doing that

Ooh imagine PC in tight trousers saying it

No I wouldn't dream if splitting up norflops. It's a beautiful thing.

ww all this talk of dammsugare and I actually had to get ours out after babymouse ate threw around dinner. I was not wearing leather trousers though. I'm in very old pyjamas.

Phwooar

Welcome Well. So you're Team Dog. You're young though, so it's excusable, he is pretty.

I luuurrve you too Chaise. You know, I never swore before I came here, honest. DH says he has much to thank the wenchdom for, but the swearing is getting a bit much, particularly when it's directed at someone outside the home. And he is in earshot. And embarrassed.

Off to watch another episode of Bill Kendall.

I know what by mean apersz I never swear.

Evening, another fun night of ironing & tv for me

On the positive side, I have litres of elderflower cordial stewing in the kitchen

And I wasn't this pervy until I came on here

I'm not sure what I find funnier, the idea of norah not swearing, or of a non-pervy ww .

I can never think of anything coherent when faced with stuff like that and I just degenerate to "fuck off you utter twat".

Please to be giving me of the actual strength . I've been helping DS2 with his maths homework tonight. I have zero patience. Many hats off to teacher wenches.

I think this will help

What thread is this?

I've been shush patting for a fucking hour now. 30 seconds of breastfeeding would solve it as child is almost passing out with tiredness but I WILL NOT CAVE. I have a weekend away booked in 2.5 weeks and I'm flipping well going.

norah you burst into the tav every morning yelling 'good morning fuckerszszszss'

Make that 2 hours.

But she's asleep! Hurray!

Now to ninja crawl silently from the room.....

I'm hurt and shocked Fancy

We'll keep you company whilst you shush-pat well.

Been there, done that. Toddlermouse was a milk monster. I bfed him for nearly 15 months. Babymouse gave it up around 7 months but he had the appetite of a horse. Still does.

Godd luck with that wellerrr

Help needed for TM in the SpoilerTV battle-of-the-episodes type thingy linky. Added incentive for me is that it's up against a show that beat Justified in the last round

You make such a perfect pervy wench ww I can't imagine you any other way

Well done WellErr

The tavern is highly educational. My vocabulary is a lot more colourful and I have a far wider range of insults at my disposal

In other news I have chronic indigestion - would someone please come over and do the burping thing? DH is busy watching the cricket working.

Not sure what you mean by that tbh fancy I never swear. must be some one pretending to be me.. You know like an eeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiil twin.

Aww wellerrrrsz I Bfd the smallest Folker until he was 3. You can dooooo thiiiiiiis. A few tricky nights and then it will hopefully get easier. Still, at least you've got us now eh?

Bloody well done, err...Wellerrr, stick to your guns, I admire your determination. Hope you avoided all the squeaky floorboards on your ninja crawl.

BabyElk is going to have a bit of a shock in a few weeks when she reaches for a boob and finds a moob instead. She's also started a rather annoying habit of feeding me dry for about an hour at bedtime, and then instead of falling asleep like she has done for the last 13months looks up at me with a lovely smile and then tells me at length how wide awake and refreshed she's feeling

I find beer is good for making me burp helen. Lucky that. Mind you, I've always been able to burp to order, so strictly speaking it's superfluous!

sister you need to lie down whilst he bicycles your legs. It works.