Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

Oh yes, WellErrr - bear in mind that Liv likes to get unwary lurkers newcomers killed by suggesting they are welcome gatecrash/queue-jump or otherwise insert themselves into established rotas/queues/scrums for any team other the Cardinal. You are of course welcome to do this but you may find the relevant team shove you into Liv's dungeon with Vinnie and James-Cordon-on-a-flaming-pig. The door will be locked behind you.

Mrs Bee I have no frigging clue what you're on about. As if I'm going to take anyone seriously who has The Cardinal in their Top Two. Bahahahahaha!

I'm up to 470 calories today wenches & I think that whatever the ingredients were in my dinner, they included powdered cement as I am stuffed

Back to normal food tomorrow. Praise be for a diet that only lasts a day twice a week

norah my love. Get your arse back to the tav. You are doing fab work on that abortion thread but there are some people that won't be reasoned with.

I can provide assassins and gifs and stuff.

Thank you WW.
Oh Apricot. I do luuuvve you. Even more when you are sweary

Oh mouse are you being polite and saving me from myself? cos I is thick

You know I'd never be a feathery stroker with you don't you? That's a promise.

I have a feeling I'm being slightly maligned here - I just like to extend a warm welcome to newbies and show how friendly we all are

No - I can't lie - there is a reason that Team Cardinal are also known as Team Batshit

Drink wouldn't mind sharing the Cardinal but unfortunately she scares him so he prefers to have sexy time with me and Dog in the dungeon

Norah Don't make me tie you up with some of our equipment to keep you here!

I had to leave that thread before I called some of them a bunch of cunts

I can well believe it .

I had a try at that thread but had to leave cos of all the stupid on it.

Yes - there is no reasoning with stupid

Norah ref that thread - you angry lot have made her flounce.

Fucking shitting buggering arseholes cunt wanks.
Shitnuggets.

Does this do owt for yous all?

Ooh Norah you smooth talker! ^^

Just for that, I will offer you an hour with the Cardinal

Yes, but before it went it told us to put our kids to bed so that we would be less angry at it.

Sounds like a recruitment drive to me. IySWIM?

Not that I'm being so rude as to talk about a thread. No. Not me.

FUCKINGCUNTWANKBOLLOCK

Ignore it, it's clearly a prize tool.

It was almost funny the way the first pro lifer came on, made her position clear then said that it wasn't the place to debate that kind of thing

Oh and the one that wouldn't define 'due diligence'.

Mouse that's your favourite Swedish word

I give the thread another hour before its pulled!

I like the way it sounds. And how it's both a household appliance and a type of cake.

I'm not weird, I swear

And it sounds good when Swedish men say it

FMWAC.

It does? I think you're adorable Mouse

Look at the pretty pic wenches....

Yep, just imagine your Eurovision guy saying he's getting the dammsugare out. And will be doing it in his tight, leather trousers.