Swagger Inn Centenery thread - yes that's right! 100 threads full of bearded leather clad hotties, erotic fiction and laundry. Join us for the celebratory --orgy-- buffet!

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Come one, come all, to the Swagger Inn centenary orgy buffet.
We have balloons, aldi peach bellini and paella nutella on the jukebox.

So……first impressions wellerrr?

I hope we've made you feel welcome and put out a nice spread.

Oh, and while I'm here hiding from the DC... Which one of you perves has made me wobbly legged and gagging for a fecking animation?

Item 1... Listening to May fave song of the moment and

Hot.

Of course cardinal might like that sorting thing. So it works.

Aww, poor Dawg and his feathery strokery. He'd say he was making sweet sweet lurve to you as well wouldn't he?

A bit Freddie Mercury? . If you're going to start on the 'Aramis is gay' thing you can FTFO

And you've pissed of Aramis as well....

That'd be me and norah

Mea culpa.

Though, he is sexy

Evening wenches. MM was an excellent Darcy as was Colin Firth.

Loving all the Aramis pics.

Also love sweary Apricot

Work was as crap as ever but at least it's Tuesday.

Have you sorted your story characters Norah?

Ah yes, the dungeon... If you value your sanity, do not go near the dungeon....

My latest love obsession though syndicate isn't out till bloody October.

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=pQAyGf4Ljt4

Errr, that was mouse

FFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Oopsie, hello there mouse I saw that earlier, I found myself gazing for longer than was polite at his medallion thingy.

In honour of Wellerrr, here is a pic of Luca...

what incident last week? Share with your wenches.....

NNNOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

And another scrummy pic to get the wenches excited...

Thank you flopsy. I am in your debt

I can't find the sweary Apricot. I do like a bit of sweary Apricot!!

Flops I understand - the budgie smuggler pic has got you all hot and bothered!

flops that'd be Mr Mouse being an arse last week whilst I was a bit pmsy. And compounding the error by giving me a hug and feathery stroking my back.

Though he did make up for it last night with a bit more throw down and a bit less featheriness.

I too stared at the medallion more than I should have.

Fancy I regret nothing!

I have been at work and I feel a bit brain dead, (therefore have RBNR). I'm not sure that the two are related to be honest because it wasn't that stressful apart form the whole 'moving to a new floor and hot-desking' and 'thou shalt not personalise the office in any way whatsoever' crap Apart for the continuing battles with red tape and procedure which is pretty much sorted but remains crap.

Flops I belive that on the previous thread Mouse had a feathery/strokey experience with MrMouse and didn't appreciate it RTFT Or it might have been earlier on this thread.

I'm going to sit in a corner now and look a bit wabbit... please don't expect me to make any intelligent comments or make much sense.

I bet you don't livia - you're merciless

Aramis is quite far down actually, he's a bit Freddie Mercury for me....

I like you already WellErr but Team Aramis are going to hurt you. For all the fighty feistiness in Team Athos, it's the other A's that are the proper fruit loops and the lovely Liv.

I knew you would appreciate the large amount of kok Elk you naughty wench which btw isn't pronounced anything like what you all think

Ooh Bads, yes we would

Excellent spelling there Mouse

Arf at the Knightley horror Bads

For Chaise Sweary Apes:

Morning wenches. I'm back from wet and windy countrytothewestofhere. It was so bloody cold we had to have the heating on. Except for yesterday afternoon, when the sun came out and it was lovely. Except that there were three guys strimming around the caravans and cutting the grass on a huge loud mower. When one of them appeared within two feet of me lying on the decking I lost the plot and had a go at him. The f-word may have been used. shock DH was standing behind me apologising profusely to him and telling me to calm down. It wasn't pretty

Oh Phew. I got it right

I think it's my favourite swedish word.